Every Sperm Is Sacred-Monty Python

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:03.00]DAD： [00:03.09]There are Jews in the world [00:05.58]There are Buddhists [00:07.53]There are Hindus and Mormons and then [00:12.27]There are those that follow Mohammed but [00:16.62]I've never been one of them [00:22.86]I'm a Roman Catholic [00:26.37]And have been since before I was born [00:29.88]And the one thing they say about Catholics is： [00:33.48]They'll take you as soon as you're warm [00:37.02]You don't have to be a six footer [00:40.86]You don't have to have a great brain [00:44.58]You don't have to have any clothes on You're [00:48.21]A Catholic the moment Dad came [00:52.23]Because [00:55.38]Every sperm is sacred [01:00.30]Every sperm is great [01:04.56]If a sperm is wasted [01:08.85]God gets quite irate [01:13.50]CHILDREN： [01:13.62]Every sperm is sacred [01:17.85]Every sperm is great [01:21.84]If a sperm is wasted [01:26.67]God gets quite irate [01:30.84]GIRL： [01:30.96]Let the heathen spill theirs [01:36.00]On the dusty ground [01:39.75]God shall make them pay for [01:43.62]Each sperm that can't be found [01:48.42]CHILDREN： [01:48.54]Every sperm is wanted [01:52.71]Every sperm is good [01:56.91]Every sperm is needed [02:01.14]In your neighbourhood [02:05.28]MUM： [02:05.37]Hindu Taoist Mormon [02:08.94]Spill theirs just anywhere [02:12.99]But God loves those who treat their [02:17.31]Semen with more care [02:21.51]MEN： [02:21.63]Every sperm is sacred [02:25.32]Every sperm is great [02:28.56]WOMEN： [02:29.22]If a sperm is wasted [02:32.07]CHILDREN： [02:32.97]God get quite irate [02:36.60]PRIEST： [02:36.69]Every sperm is sacred [02:40.23]BRIDE and GROOM： [02:40.56]Every sperm is good [02:42.75]NANNIES： [02:44.55]Every sperm is needed [02:47.49]CARDINALS： [02:48.42]In your neighbourhood [02:52.32]CHILDREN： [02:52.41]Every sperm is useful [02:56.25]Every sperm is fine [03:00.30]FUNERAL CORTEGE： [03:00.69]God needs everybody's [03:03.57]Mine [03:04.02]And mine [03:04.92]CORPSE： [03:05.13]And mine [03:22.35]NUN： [03:22.44]Let the Pagan spill theirs [03:26.04]O'er mountain hill and plain [03:30.21]HOLY STATUES： [03:30.75]God shall strike them down for [03:33.57]Each sperm that's spilt in vain [03:43.41]EVERYONE： [03:46.35]Every sperm is sacred [03:57.06]Every sperm is good [04:04.86]Every sperm is needed [04:19.20]In your neighbourhood [04:26.58]Every sperm is sacred [04:30.78]Every sperm is great [04:35.64]If a sperm is wasted [04:41.52]God gets quite iraaaaaate