Is That Guy Kidding Or What?-Frank Zappa

[ti:Is That Guy Kidding Or What?] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 6] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Is That Guy Kidding Or What? - Frank Zappa [00:03.29]Awright See that [00:05.04] [00:05.89]That's what you call a new song [00:07.95]When I'm gonna stand up here and read the son of a b**ch while I'm doing it [00:12.55]We figured that this is a good place to do this song [00:14.71]It's only been performed once before and that was the [00:16.76]The evening after it was actually written in uh [00:19.26]Boston I'll tell you the story of this song [00:23.72]This is called CREATIVE DEVIATION FROM THE NORMAL PART OF THE PROGRAM [00:28.03]Simply because you trust the audience's good taste so much that you know that even if the band f**ks up they'll go along with it [00:34.19]Awright Because [00:34.79]Ladies and gentlemen [00:37.99]This song has an important message and I believe this message has to be brought to the people of this great metropolitan area [00:44.45]Awright now check this out [00:48.51] [00:49.96]How many of you people feel that ROCK has gotten entirely TOO PREPOSTEROUS [00:54.07]I see that you're not all convinced [01:01.53] [01:02.18]Some of you believe that ROCK is REAL [01:05.08]I can see that there was probably about 20 percent of the audience has had it up to here [01:10.94]And the rest of you people still believe in that sh*t [01:14.00]Okay well this is dedicated to the rest of you people that still believe in that sh*t [01:18.60] [01:20.11]Now check this out: [01:21.26] [01:21.91]How d- how do you rationalize the appearance of an album entitled I'm In You [01:27.72] [01:33.78]I mean wha [01:36.08]What what is that [01:38.18] [01:39.68]Is that guy kidding [01:41.24](What I gotta kiss you again Okay ) [01:44.41] [01:47.52]Really look all kidding aside folks [01:52.29] [01:53.19]Let's think about the world of rock [01:55.10]Just for a moment [01:56.40]Some of you already have those cute little shirts on that say "disco sucks " [02:01.51]Right That's not all that sucks [02:05.56] [02:09.42]'Course Warner Brothers sucks [02:11.62]But besides Warner Brothers there are other things about this business that really suck [02:17.03] [02:18.78]One of 'em is the way in which the subject of LOVE is dealt with in the lyrics of various ' [02:28.85]Serious rock artists ' [02:29.60]The intensive-care contingent of the rock world [02:33.65] [02:34.60]These people these people are F**KED UP I mean [02:41.56]They're really F**KED UP [02:43.47] [02:44.67]Because see love isn't the way they're telling you about it [02:47.88]You know they're telling you wrong [02:49.69]I'm gonna tell you right you see [02:52.78] [02:56.34]Now all of the ladies in the audience [02:59.34]You get to have fantasy time [03:00.89]This is female fantasy hour [03:02.69]Okay You're a teen-age girl right [03:07.25] [03:08.00]You have abducted the succulent popstar of your choice right [03:12.76] [03:13.46]You have taken the aforementioned popstar [03:16.51]Who is really cute and Aryan and eats a lot of crumpets [03:21.17]Back to your teen-age room [03:23.27]That's right spindle twice [03:25.23] [03:25.78]You have taken this turkey back to your room you have laid on your teen-age bed [03:31.34]You have put your teen-age legs up in the air [03:33.79]You have actually taken your own teen-age pants off [03:36.49]You have the teen-age red bulb on right next to the bed [03:40.75]The curtains are drawn [03:42.15]It's dark it's midnight [03:43.11]You put on a Phoebe Snow record [03:45.46]You're really relaxing [03:46.76]Tears come to your eyes [03:49.22]You are sensitive you are in love [03:51.68]The popstar of your choice takes off his pants and climbs on top of you [03:55.83]And the next thing you know you hear this little voice in your ear and it says: [03:59.59]I'M IN YOU