Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?-Frank Zappa

[ti:Honey, Don't You Want A Man Li] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:You Can't Do That On Stage Any] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me? - Frank Zappa [00:08.93]Honey honey hey [00:10.54]Baby don't you want a man like me [00:12.98]Honey honey hey [00:15.91]Baby don't you want a man like me [00:18.97]He was the Playboy Type (he smoke a pipe) [00:21.10]His fav'rite phrase was "OUTA-SITE " [00:24.21]He had an Irish Setter [00:27.72]It was a singles bar a Tuesday night [00:30.02]The moon was dim the band was tight [00:38.52]They did the bump together [00:41.65]What a splendid sight,(Ren-nen-nen-nen) her teeth were white [00:48.76] [00:50.75]The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite) [00:54.69]He was glad that he met her [00:58.99]She was an office girl ("My name is Betty") [01:03.48]Her fav'rite group was HELEN REDDY [01:07.85](They discussed the weather) [01:13.41]Honey honey hey [01:15.15]Baby don't you want a man like me [01:17.28]Honey honey hey [01:20.40]Baby don't you want a man like me [01:24.01]Honey honey hey [01:25.82]Baby don't you want a [01:27.45]Baby don't you want a [01:28.40]Baby don't you want a man [01:32.03]She was the lonely sort just a little too short [01:34.15]Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport [01:36.26]Was hockey (in the winter) [01:37.58] [01:41.56]He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest [01:43.62]Any sport with a PUCK had to be 'bout the best [01:46.18]As he jabbed his elbow in her ("Get it honey Get it ") [01:50.81]Later on they went off to where the music was soft [01:55.36]The candles were drippy they saw a REAL HIPPY [01:59.53]Who delivered their dinner [02:05.77]The rice was brown and soon they found [02:10.02]That the crowd around that had jammed the room [02:14.39]Well it seemed to be getting thinner [02:20.75]Honey honey hey [02:22.63]Baby don't you want a man like me [02:24.93]Honey honey hey [02:27.62]Baby don't you want a man like me [02:31.24]Honey honey hey [02:32.99]Baby don't you want a [02:34.54]Baby don't you want a [02:36.23]Baby don't you want a man [02:39.22]He took her home to a motor court [02:43.02]She wouldn't kiss him he tried to ignore it [02:47.89]But it made him angry [02:49.33]Angry it made me angry it made me so angry I could have killed that [02:53.27]Lousy B**CH [02:53.65]He called her a slut a pig and a whore [02:58.96]A b**ch and a cunt and she slammed the door [03:03.64]In a petulant frenzy [03:05.76]A petulant frenzy this is a petulant frenzy [03:09.57]I'm petulant and I'm having a frenzy [03:13.19]On the sofa she weeps [03:16.07]BOO HOO HOO HOO [03:17.76]She weeps and she weeps [03:19.81]BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO [03:22.12]She weeps and she peeks [03:23.93]Through the curtain [03:28.12]He just got in his car [03:30.31]But the battery's dead [03:32.24]So he asks to use the phone [03:34.37]And she gives him some head [03:36.42]And that's the end of the story [03:42.59]Honey honey hey [03:44.34]Baby don't you want a man like me [03:46.65]Honey honey hey [03:48.27]Baby don't you want a man like me [03:53.26]Honey honey hey [03:54.95]Baby don't you want a [03:56.63]Baby don't you want a man [03:58.38]Baby don't you want a man sometimes