Lonesome Cowboy Burt-Frank Zappa

[ti:Lonesome Cowboy Burt (Swaggart Version)] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Lonesome Cowboy Burt (Swaggart Version) - Frank Zappa [00:07.79]My name is Swaggart [00:09.99] [00:11.55]I am an asshole [00:14.66] [00:15.60]All my friends [00:18.22] [00:19.12]They call me "Jim" [00:20.87] [00:21.62](Hi Jim ) [00:23.39]I'm from Louisiana [00:26.17] [00:26.77]I make lots of money [00:30.32]But I f**ked up [00:32.72]And commited a sin [00:35.63] [00:37.74]Come out here to Californy [00:41.19]Just to find me [00:42.75]Some pretty girls [00:44.00](No sh*t ) [00:44.81]The ones I seen [00:46.20]Gets me so horny; [00:48.21]Ruby lips [00:49.71]'N teeth like pearls [00:52.07]Wanna love 'em all [00:53.52]In the name of Jesus [00:55.68]Wanna pretty girl – [00:57.28]I'll even pay [00:58.98]I'll buy 'em furs [01:00.68]I'll buy 'em jewelry [01:02.53]I'll never f**k them; [01:03.59]Here's what I say: [01:06.09] [01:08.40]I'm lonesome Cowboy Jim [01:11.80](Speakin' atcha ) [01:12.71]I only give 'em the tips of him [01:14.87](Posin' atcha ) [01:16.52]My cowboy pants [01:18.43]My cowboy dance [01:20.50]My bold advance [01:22.60]On this here prostitute [01:28.72] [01:29.47]Yodel-oh-oo-pee-hey [01:29.72]Yodel-oh-oo-pee [01:32.58]He's lonesome Cowboy Jim [01:35.24]Look at the tip of him [01:36.78] [01:39.33]Come on in this place [01:41.08]'N I'll buy you a taste [01:42.94]You can sit on my face – [01:44.84]Where's my prostitute/waitress [01:45.92] [01:52.39]Swaggart Swaggart redneck (thank you ) [01:57.35]Swaggart Swaggart redneck (yessir ) [02:01.92] [02:02.76]I'm an awful nice guy (so you say) [02:04.67]I sweat all day in the sun (oh yeah yeah) [02:07.17]I'm a preacher by trade [02:08.17]Quite a bundle like me [02:09.33]And I'm a feature ol' mumble-mumble [02:11.98]Son-of-a-gun [02:12.43] [02:13.08]He's a unionized roofin' old [02:14.08]Son-of-a-gun [02:14.73] [02:18.53]Fill in the blank [02:19.53]When I get off I get [02:20.64]When I get off I get [02:21.93]When I I I I [02:23.29]And then Sharkey says: [02:25.19]When I get off (pfft ) [02:30.80] [02:31.85]I get sinful [02:34.71](Just the tip Only the tip now come on) [02:38.35] [02:39.95]I spoo [02:42.21]Till I goo [02:43.77] [02:44.72]On the rug [02:46.32] [02:48.96]Then I find me [02:52.16]Some eighteen ninety-five Luiann— Louisiana style prostitute [02:56.02]And make her do pornographic stunts while I watch [03:03.24] [03:05.25]And I have [03:07.30]So much fun [03:08.91]Jay-zus Jay-zus [03:10.01] [03:10.92](Pornographic stunts and I have so much fun) [03:13.47] [03:14.18](What ) [03:14.68] [03:15.68]I huff [03:17.85]And I puff [03:18.90] [03:20.56]Hratche-plche [03:20.86]Hratche-plche [03:21.21]And I pump up my sanctified erection [03:23.76] [03:25.56]Till my cheeks [03:26.82] [03:28.04]Puff up [03:29.44] [03:30.04]An' turn red [03:31.64] [03:34.14]Along with my neck [03:35.39](Say varmint ) [03:35.94]I drool [03:37.25] [03:38.10]On my shirt [03:39.35] [03:40.70]Takes a little while before I squirt [03:43.67] [03:45.22]But I've been doin' it for twenty years and they haven't caught me yet [03:48.52]UH-OH [03:48.78]Made a mistake this time [03:50.63]Now I've sinned [03:52.44] [03:53.79]Everybody [03:54.04](What an asshole ) [03:55.24]Made a mistake and I sinned uh [03:58.21]Made a mistake and I sinned ow [04:00.56]Made a mistake and I sinned what [04:02.92]Made a mistake and I sinned [04:04.72] [04:06.22]Lonesome Cowboy Jim [04:08.22](Sinnin' atcha ) [04:09.17] [04:09.98]Come smell this fringe-y shirt [04:11.63](Grinnin' atcha ) [04:12.48] [04:13.08]My cowboy pants [04:14.63]My cowboy dance [04:16.49]My bold advance [04:18.35]On this here prostitute [04:23.47] [04:24.17]Yodel-oh-oo-pee-yeh [04:24.87]Yodel-oh-oo-pee [04:26.22]HE'S LONESOME COWBOY JIM/SCOTT [04:29.99] [04:30.54]BOO-HOO-HOO-HOO [04:31.59]Don't you dare to laugh at him/swat [04:36.16](Oh tune me in now) [04:37.46]Come on in this place [04:39.97]An' I'll buy you a taste [04:42.68]'N you can sit on my face – [04:45.44]Where's my prostitute [04:46.94] [04:48.20]OPAL YOU HOT LITTLE B**CH