Cosmik Debris-Frank Zappa

[ti:Cosmik Debris] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Cosmik Debris (Live) - Frank Zappa [00:06.08]The Mystery Man came over [00:08.63]An' he said: "I'm outa-site " [00:09.99]He said for a nominal service charge [00:14.49]I could reach nervonna t'nite [00:15.73]If I was ready willing 'n able [00:19.83]To pay him his regular fee [00:22.41] [00:23.06]He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs [00:26.17]And devote His Attention to me [00:28.26]But I said [00:29.52]Look here brother [00:31.43] [00:33.30]Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris [00:35.91](Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris ) [00:38.52] [00:41.12]Look here brother [00:43.17] [00:44.88]Don't you waste your time on me [00:47.88] [00:53.37]The Mystery Man got nervous [00:55.52]An' he fidget around a bit [00:58.02] [00:58.63]He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe [01:01.81]An' he whipped out a shaving kit [01:04.31]Now I thought it was a razor [01:06.57] [01:07.17]An' a can of foamin' goo [01:09.37] [01:10.28]But he told me right then when the top popped open [01:12.97]There was nothin' his box won't do [01:15.27] [01:16.12]With the oil of Afro-dytee [01:18.17] [01:18.83]An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo [01:21.75]He said: [01:22.35]"You might not believe this little fella but it'll cure your Asthma too " [01:26.94]An' I said [01:28.30]Look here brother [01:29.95] [01:32.16]Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris [01:34.26] [01:35.16](Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway ) [01:37.39] [01:40.15]Look here brother [01:42.23] [01:43.88]Don't you waste your time on me [01:46.49] [01:50.82]Don't waste yer time [03:04.85]I've got troubles of my own I said [03:06.29]An' you can't help me out [03:07.91]So take your meditations an' your preparations [03:10.42]An' ram it up yer snout [03:12.57] [03:13.62]"BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL " he said [03:16.29]An' held it to the light [03:18.90] [03:19.60]So I snatched it [03:21.21]All away from him [03:22.76]An' I showed him how to do it right [03:26.11]I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head [03:28.63]So I'd look like I was Deep [03:30.84] [03:31.69]I said some Mumbo Jumbos then [03:34.38]An' told him he was goin' to sleep [03:36.84] [03:37.64]I robbed his rings [03:39.31]An' pocket watch [03:39.96]An' everything else I found [03:42.26] [03:43.87]I had that sucker hypnotized [03:45.27]He couldn't even make a sound [03:47.97] [03:49.16]I proceeded to tell him his future then [03:52.11]As long as he was hanging around [03:54.37]I said [03:55.21]"The price of meat has just gone up [03:58.05]An' yer ol' lady has just gone down " [04:00.51]Look here brother [04:02.66] [04:05.72]Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris [04:07.95](Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho ) [04:11.06] [04:12.46]Don't you know [04:13.76]You could make more money as a butcher [04:16.95]So don't you waste your time on me [04:19.90](Don't waste it don't waste your time on me ) [04:24.49] [04:26.80]Ohm shonty ohm shonty ohm shonty-ohm [04:28.38]SSHONTAY