The Jazz Discharge Party Hats-Frank Zappa

[ti:The Jazz Discharge Party Hats] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:The Man From Utopia] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Jazz Discharge Party Hats - Frank Zappa [00:01.86]Once upon a time [00:03.05]It was in Albuquerque New Mexico [00:04.92] [00:06.04]There were these girls that worked at the college [00:08.41] [00:09.54]The were really cool [00:11.35](They thought so anyway) [00:13.34]The would be delighted to tell you how suave they where [00:15.72] [00:16.60]At the drop of a hat [00:18.84]There was three of 'em: [00:20.09]One of them thought she was a Beauty Queen [00:22.08]The other one was a Walking Blow-Job [00:24.33]And then there was this skinny girl [00:26.33] [00:27.14]Oh well [00:29.19]Some of the guys in the band got together [00:32.75]With the girls from the college [00:35.18]They were having a good time [00:38.31](We were in Alburquerque for a couple of days) [00:41.74]But these girls thought they were Hot Shit [00:43.92]'N wouldn't pooch the guys in the band [00:45.86]On the first day so [00:46.78] [00:47.80]A couple of the guys in the band [00:49.55]Who were desparate for THAT KIND OF ACTION [00:53.42]Kept workin' on 'em for two days [00:55.48](Which is a waste of f**kin' time anyway ) [00:57.16] [00:59.51]So anyway [01:00.94]But if that's your idea of a good time what the hey [01:03.57]Send those pants up here [01:04.95]Here's some more [01:05.50]Okay good-good [01:06.26]Traditional cotton oh how sweet [01:10.36] [01:10.87]Umf huh-huh-huh-huhhh [01:12.42]HERE Work these [01:13.86]Anyway [01:15.04]We're in Albuquerque New Mexico [01:16.30] [01:17.49]A couple of the guys in the band who shall go nameless [01:20.47]Because their girlfriends might find out [01:21.96]Decided they were gonna work the wall on these girls [01:25.08]From the college [01:26.64]So one night it was the first night [01:29.14] [01:29.90]When they were still trying to 'get it in there' [01:31.89](Ya know what I mean Huh-huh-huh-huh ) [01:33.02]The skinny girl she says to one of the guys in the band [01:38.45]She says well to several of the guys in the band [01:40.94]And one of the T-shirt guys too [01:42.68]"HEY LET'S GO SKINNY-DIPPING " [01:43.49]At two o'clock in the morning at the pool at the hotel [01:48.24]That's right your heard right [01:49.67]Two o'clock in the morning pool at the hotel [01:51.49]It was so fun [01:53.04]But the water was very very cold [01:55.30] [01:56.16]So they go out there and the girl who was really skinny [02:00.29]'N' probably totally insensitive to climatic changes [02:04.22]Took all of her garments off and she jumped in the pool [02:07.97]And she says "HEY GUYS COME ON IN " [02:10.83]Well one of them did [02:12.26]The other one was too smart for that shit [02:14.57] [02:15.19]So him and the T-shirt guy say by the edge of the pool [02:18.83]And when the girl who was really skinny [02:20.76](And insensitive to climatic changes) [02:23.00]Took off her clothes and jumped in the pool [02:25.55]She threw her pants over there by the little table [02:29.49]Well one of the guys in the band picked up het panties [02:35.78] [02:36.29]He told me later the stuff in the bottom [02:40.05]Was like punching an eclair [02:41.79] [02:42.52]Anyhow there was nothing else to do [02:48.31]It was Alburquerque New Mexico [02:51.26] [02:52.20]It's two o'clock in the morning [02:53.70]They're not going to get any nooky anyway [02:56.37]So this one guy and the T-shirt guy [02:58.63]Started sniffing the girl's panties [03:00.69] [03:02.74]They were sniffing the fudge and sniffing the glue [03:06.43]Sniffing every 'thing' that adhered to these [03:08.86]Delightful little morsels [03:11.67]Some of you might think this is weird [03:13.74]No wonder It's not exactly normal but [03:16.85]What the f**k [03:17.61]So they're snorting it [03:20.34]Hey It's the twentieth century [03:22.02]Whatever you can do to have a good time let's get on with it [03:25.52]So long as it doesn't cause a murder [03:27.27] [03:28.55]So they're snorting the pants [03:29.56] [03:30.68]'N' then they put them on their heads [03:33.04]They were having a good time [03:34.42]The girl was in the water she didn't even see [03:36.04]What was going on with her underpants [03:37.41]They were wearing the pants [03:39.42]It looked just like a tiny little party hat [03:41.29] [03:42.20]Their ears were sticking out the side it was so fun [03:45.14]Later on they discovered [03:47.61]This would make a great way of life for them [03:50.98]They would go from town to town looking for panties [03:53.79]They would take the panties after they were hung up [03:57.09]On the clothes line [03:58.14]Later on they would take 'em back in the dressing room [04:00.46]They would play with them [04:01.96]They would fetish the underpants [04:03.45]They would snort every little morsel attached [04:04.89]To the underpants and then they would feel that [04:09.18]They were FULFILLED [04:12.81] [04:14.56]And so you can see [04:16.37]That what we're doing here on stage [04:18.25]Is part of a Great American Tradition [04:21.43] [04:22.54]The tradition of the [04:24.05]JAZZ DISCHARGE PARTY HATS