The Dangerous Kitchen-Frank Zappa

[ti:The Dangerous Kitchen] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:The Man From Utopia] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Dangerous Kitchen - Frank Zappa [00:01.52]The dangerous kitchen [00:03.01] [00:04.45]If it aint't one thing it's another [00:06.57] [00:07.56]In the middle of the night when you get home [00:11.07] [00:11.76]The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy [00:14.19] [00:16.00]The meat thing [00:17.37]Where the cats ate trough the paper [00:19.19] [00:19.87]The can things with the sharp little edges [00:23.29]That can cut your fingers when you're not looking [00:26.60]The soft little things on the floor that you step on [00:30.23]They can all be DANGEROUS [00:32.46] [00:34.29]Sometimes [00:35.90]The milk can hurt you [00:39.46]If you put it on your cereal [00:41.08]Before you smell the plastic container [00:44.38] [00:45.95]And the stuff in the strainer [00:48.13] [00:48.94]Has a mind of its own [00:51.87]So be very careful [00:54.81] [00:55.99]In the dangerous kitchen [00:58.06] [01:00.48]When the night time has fallen [01:02.35] [01:03.30]And the roaches are crawlin' [01:07.10] [01:09.28]In the kitchen of danger [01:11.78] [01:13.59]You can feel like a stranger [01:16.09] [01:16.84]The bananaes are black [01:18.65]The got flies in the back [01:20.65]And also the chicken [01:23.39]In the dish with the foil [01:25.01] [01:25.64]Where the cream is all clabbered [01:27.69] [01:28.56]And the salad is frightful [01:30.50] [01:31.26]Your return in the evening [01:34.12] [01:34.87]Can be less than delightful [01:36.80] [01:38.61]You must walk very careful [01:42.60] [01:43.73]You must not lean against it [01:45.72] [01:47.32]It can get on you clothing [01:48.57] [01:49.08]It can follow you in [01:51.50]As you walk to the bedroom [01:53.57]And you take all your clothes off [01:55.57]While you're sleeping [01:56.32]It crawls off [01:58.19]It gets in your bed [01:59.56] [02:00.12]It could get on your face then [02:02.42]It could eat your complexion [02:04.37] [02:04.92]You could die from the danger [02:07.05] [02:09.05]Of the dangerous kitchen [02:10.41] [02:13.16]Who the f**k wants to clean it [02:15.59] [02:16.72]It's disgusting and dirty [02:18.59] [02:20.21]The sponge on the drainer [02:22.34] [02:23.77]Is stinky and squirty [02:25.65] [02:27.32]If you squeeze it when you wipe up [02:29.88] [02:30.64]What you get on your hands then [02:32.82] [02:34.07]Could un-balance your glands and [02:37.31]Make you blind or whatever [02:41.10]In the dangerous kitchen [02:43.03] [02:44.71]At my house tonight