He Used To Cut The Grass-Frank Zappa

[ti:He Used To Cut The Grass] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:Joe's Garage Acts I, II & III] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]He Used To Cut The Grass - Frank Zappa [00:04.92]I'm out at last [00:06.61]Boy the world [00:08.04]Sure looks different [00:10.10] [00:12.60]Wow there's hardly [00:13.79]Anything fun to do [00:15.22]Since they made [00:16.28]Music illegal [00:17.47] [00:20.41]But I'm hooked [00:22.23] [00:24.61]I got the habit [00:26.60] [00:27.23]I've got to have it [00:29.79] [00:31.73]I need to play [00:33.66] [00:35.15]But there's no [00:36.16]Musicians anymore [00:37.77] [00:39.40]They're all gone [00:41.51] [00:44.20]Wait I've got it [00:48.20] [00:49.57]I'll be sullen and [00:50.94]Withdrawn [00:52.32] [00:53.50]I'll dwindle off into [00:55.80]The twilight realm [00:57.36]Of my own secret [00:59.61]Thoughts [01:01.60] [01:02.48]I'll walk through [01:04.35]The parking lot [01:05.53]In a semi- [01:06.46]Catatonic state [01:07.83] [01:08.39]And dream of [01:09.39]Guitar notes [01:10.57]To go with the [01:11.88]Loading-zone [01:12.54]Announcements [01:13.84] [03:30.74]This is the CENTRAL [03:32.48]SCRUTINIZER [03:33.79] [03:34.67]The White Zone [03:36.74]Is for loading and [03:38.72]Unloading only [03:40.84]If you have to load or [03:42.97]Unload go to the [03:45.46]White Zone [03:46.83] [03:47.65]You'll love it [03:49.14]It's a way of life [03:52.44]This is the CENTRAL [03:55.50]SCRUTINIZER [03:56.62] [03:57.37]The White Zone [03:58.74]Is for loading and [04:00.37]Unloading only [04:02.24] [04:03.36]If you have to load or [04:05.73]Unload go to the [04:08.47]White Zone [04:10.41]You'll love it [04:11.85]It's a way of life [04:13.55] [04:15.04]This is the CENTRAL [04:17.10]SCRUTINIZER [04:19.03]The White Zone [04:21.59]Is for loading and [04:23.85]Unloading only [04:26.22]If you have to load or [04:29.20]Unload [04:30.10] [06:36.22]Turn it down [06:37.89] [06:39.27]Turn it down [06:40.83] [06:42.32]I have children [06:43.33]Sleeping here [06:44.89] [06:46.57]Don't you boys know [06:47.94]Any nice songs [06:48.84] [06:53.90]I'm calling the police [06:56.41] [06:58.35]I did it [06:59.72]They'll be here [07:00.77]Shortly [07:02.21]I'm not joking around [07:03.52]Anymore [07:04.58] [07:06.01]You'll see now [07:06.89]There they are [07:07.88]They're coming [07:10.01]Listen to that mess [07:11.49]Would you [07:12.44] [07:13.19]Every day this goes on [07:15.00]Around here [07:16.07] [07:16.87]He used to [07:17.56]Cut my grass [07:18.54]He was a [07:19.30]Very nice boy [07:21.30]He used to [07:22.11]Cut my grass [07:22.92]He was a [07:23.61]Very nice boy [07:24.97] [07:25.60]He used to [07:26.28]Cut my grass [07:27.04]He was a [07:27.85]Very nice boy [07:28.86] [07:29.72]He used to [07:30.41]Cut my grass [07:31.16]He was a [07:32.03]Very nice boy [07:32.76] [07:34.63]This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER Yes he used to be a nice boy He used to cut the grass But now his mind is totally destroyed by music He's so crazy now he even believes that people are writing articles and reviews about his imaginary guitar notes and so continuing to dwindle in the twilight realm of his own secret thoughts he not only dreams imaginary guitar notes but to make matters worse dreams imaginary vocal parts to a song about the imaginary journalistic profession