The Central Scrutinizer-Frank Zappa

[ti:The Central Scruinizer] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:Joe's Garage Acts I, II & III] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Central Scrutinizer - Frank Zappa [00:03.32]This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER [00:06.56] [00:08.18]It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws [00:13.25] [00:13.81]That haven't been passed yet [00:16.04] [00:17.05]It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of [00:22.11] [00:23.00]You to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be [00:31.48]Performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty or affect your parents' [00:41.34]Credit rating [00:42.90] [00:44.90]Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things [00:53.57] [00:55.95]And many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC [01:03.62] [01:22.59]Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being [01:33.56]Drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever [01:38.00] [01:38.80]Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution [01:50.71] [01:52.77](which itself is being modified in order to accommodate THE FUTURE) [02:00.82] [02:03.19]I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen to you if you choose [02:14.99] [02:15.61]A career in MUSIC [02:20.54] [02:22.72]The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only [02:29.71] [02:30.57]If you have to load or unload [02:34.38] [02:35.51]Go to the WHITE ZONE you 'll love it it 's a way of life