Brown Shoes Don't Make It-Frank Zappa/The Mothers of Invention

[ti:Brown Shoes Don't Make It] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:Absolutely Free] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Brown Shoes Don't Make It - Frank Zappa/The Mothers of Invention [00:07.30]Brown shoes don't make it [00:10.78]Brown shoes don't make it [00:13.24] [00:13.87]Quit school why fake it [00:17.56]Brown shoes don't make it [00:20.30] [00:20.99]TV dinner by the pool [00:23.56]Watch your brother grow a beard [00:26.31]Got another year of school [00:28.65]You're OK he's too weird [00:30.89]Be a plumber He's a bummer [00:33.39]He's a bummer every summer [00:35.93]Be a loyal plastic robot [00:40.46]For a world that doesn't care [00:46.85]Smile at every ugly [00:48.42] [00:49.73]Shine on your shoes and cut your hair [00:52.63] [00:56.14]Be a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work [00:59.78]Be a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work [01:03.44]Do your job and do it right [01:05.37]Life's a ball TV tonight [01:07.46] [01:10.58]Do you love it do you hate it [01:12.52]There it is the way you made it WOOOooow [01:16.62] [01:29.61]A world of secret hungers [01:34.23] [01:35.57]Perverting the men who make your laws [01:41.90] [01:42.53]Every desire is hidden away [01:48.75]In drawer in a desk [01:51.59]By a Naughahyde chair [01:55.22]On a rug where they walk and drool [02:01.23]Past the girls in the office [02:06.56] [02:13.20]You see in the back of the City Hall mind [02:20.71] [02:21.63]The dream of a girl about thirteen [02:30.32] [02:43.47]Off with her clothes and into a bed [02:50.49] [02:51.30]Where she tickles his fancy all night long [03:03.61] [03:09.83]His wife's attending an orchid show [03:12.58] [03:15.23]She squealed for a week to get him to go [03:18.41] [03:20.93]But back in the bed his teenage Queen [03:23.48] [03:26.47]Is rocking and rolling and acting obscene [03:28.79] [03:29.78]Baby Baby Baby Baby [03:33.38] [03:40.10]And he loves it He loves it It curls up his toes [03:47.31]She bites his fat neck And it lights up his nose [03:51.87]But he cannot be fooled Old City Hall Fred [03:56.90]She's nasty she's nasty She digs it in bed [04:02.67] [04:29.22]Do it again and do it some more [04:34.76]That does it by golly it's nasty for sure [04:40.22] [04:40.84]Nasty nasty nasty Nasty nasty nasty [04:46.22] [04:47.11]Only thirteen and she knows how to NASTY [04:52.38]She's a dirty young mind Corrupted corroded [04:57.34] [05:00.62]Well she's thirteen today And I hear she gets loaded [05:07.32] [05:19.19]If she were my daughter I'd [05:22.12] [05:22.81]What would you do Daddy [05:24.57]If she were my daughter I'd [05:27.89]What would you do Daddy [05:29.50]If she were my daughter I'd [05:32.06]What would you do Daddy [05:34.11]Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup [05:37.75]And strap her on again Oh baby [05:41.77]Smother that girl in chocolate syrup [05:45.61]And strap her on again [05:49.23]She's a Teenage Baby and she turns me on [05:53.00]I'd like to make Her do a nasty [05:55.62]On the White House Lawn [05:57.03]Going to smother that daughter in chocolate syrup [06:01.22]And boogie till the cows come home [06:05.81]Time to go home Madge is on the phone [06:12.01] [06:12.95]Gotta meet the Guerneys And a dozen gray attorneys [06:20.92] [06:21.55]TV dinner by the pool I'm so glad I finished school [06:29.45] [06:31.61]Life is such a ball I run the world from City Hall