Uncle Bernie's Farm-Frank Zappa/The Mothers of Invention

[ti:Uncle Bernie's Farm] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:Absolutely Free] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Uncle Bernie's Farm - Frank Zappa/The Mothers of Invention [00:02.05]I'm dreaming [00:02.99] [00:07.00]There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up [00:10.01]A bomb for yo daddy too Ouch [00:13.60]A baby doll that burps 'n pees; [00:16.78]A case of airplane glue [00:18.99] [00:20.06]There's a hungry plastic troll [00:22.30] [00:23.27]To scarf yo buddy's arm [00:25.51] [00:26.70]There's a box of ugly plastic things marked: [00:30.40]"UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM" [00:32.46] [00:34.86]There's a little plastic 'CONGRESS' [00:37.35] [00:38.10]There's a 'NATION' you can buy [00:40.58] [00:41.46]There's a doll that looks like mommy [00:44.64](She'll do anything but cry) Yes Sir [00:48.23]There's a doll that looks like daddy [00:51.36]He's a funny little man [00:54.17] [00:54.79]Push a button 'n ask fo money: [00:58.13]There's a dollar in his hand Check his wallet [01:01.76] [01:02.42]We gotta send Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission [01:06.92]Christmas don't make it no more [01:09.95]Don'tcha know that murder an' destruction [01:13.40]Scream de toys in every store I think this is sold in New York [01:17.80]There's a man who runs the country [01:20.05] [01:20.67]There's a man who tried to think [01:23.00] [01:23.95]And they're all made out of plastic [01:27.08]When they melt they start to stink [01:29.64] [01:30.52]There's a book with smiling children [01:32.98] [01:33.79]Nearly dead with Christmas joys [01:36.79] [01:37.47]And smiling in his office [01:39.94] [01:40.56]Is the creep who makes 'the toys' [01:43.96]They got this car when it hits the wall you can see the guy dying [01:47.12]You got little plastic pools of blood [01:48.67]Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho I'm dreaming [01:50.92] [01:51.48]Intestines you can see right into his stomach [01:55.26] [01:56.00]There's this other thing I [01:58.96]I got bombs I got rockets I got a I got a stillson wrench [02:03.03]And comes with a tape recorder [02:04.87]I got plastic brass knuckles [02:06.24]With sound effects [02:06.99]We got a '39 Chevy