United Breaks Guitars-Dave Carroll

[ti:美联啊，你弄坏了我的吉他] [ar:Dave Carroll] [al: ] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]United Breaks Guitars (美联啊，你弄坏了我的吉他) - Dave Carroll (达沃·卡罗尔) [00:09.27]I flew United Airlines on my way to Nebraska [00:13.43] [00:13.95]The plane departed halifax connecting in Chicago's O'Hare [00:19.21] [00:23.40]While on the ground a passenger said from the seat behind me [00:27.29] [00:28.12]My god they're throwing guitars out there [00:31.38] [00:35.56]The band and I exchanged a look best described as terror [00:39.22] [00:40.00]At the action on the tarmac and knowing whose projectiles these would be [00:45.59] [00:49.18]So before I left chicago I alerted three employees [00:54.27]Who showed complete indifference towards me [00:57.54] [01:01.43]United [01:02.27] [01:02.94]United [01:05.22] [01:06.23]You broke my taylor guitar [01:09.14] [01:10.88]United [01:12.51]United [01:14.21] [01:15.87]Some big help you are [01:18.42] [01:19.31]You broke it you should fix it [01:21.01] [01:21.67]You're liable just admit it [01:23.30] [01:24.09]I should've flown with someone else [01:26.41]Or gone by car [01:28.66] [01:32.07]'Cause United breaks guitars [01:35.46] [01:39.24]When we landed in nebraska I confirmed what I'd suspected [01:43.35] [01:44.30]My taylor'd been the victim of a vicious act of malice at o'hare [01:49.51] [01:53.37]So began a year long saga of pass the buck don't ask me [01:58.18]And I'm sorry sir your claim can go no where [02:01.89] [02:05.28]So to all the airlines people from New York to New Deli [02:09.57] [02:10.32]Including kind Ms Irlweg who says the final word from them is no [02:15.92] [02:19.83]I heard all your excuses [02:21.40] [02:22.00]And I've chased your wild gooses [02:23.78] [02:24.45]And this attitude of yours I say must go [02:27.78] [02:31.71]United [02:33.30]United [02:35.58] [02:36.54]You broke my taylor guitar [02:39.57] [02:41.23]United [02:42.80]United [02:45.06] [02:46.17]Some big help you are [02:48.76] [02:49.60]You broke it you should fix it [02:51.36] [02:51.92]You're liable just admit it [02:53.65] [02:54.34]I should've flown with someone else [02:56.69]Or gone by car [02:58.57] [03:02.37]'Cause United breaks guitars [03:05.72] [03:09.54]Well I won't say that I'll never fly with you again [03:13.21]'Cause maybe to save the world I probably would [03:16.48] [03:17.23]But that won't likely happen [03:19.05]And if it did I wouldn't bring my luggage [03:22.19] [03:22.90]'Cause you'd just go and break it [03:24.60] [03:25.19]Into a thousand pieces [03:26.89] [03:27.47]Just like you broke my heart [03:29.29] [03:30.91]When United breaks guitars [03:34.18] [03:38.23]United [03:38.92] [03:39.73]United [03:40.14] [03:43.03]You broke my taylor guitar [03:45.91] [03:47.71]United [03:49.04]United [03:50.55] [03:52.71]Some big help you are [03:55.21] [03:56.12]You broke it you should fix it [03:57.76] [03:58.47]You're liable just admit it [04:00.09] [04:00.84]I should've flown with someone else [04:03.19]Or gone by car [04:05.36] [04:08.91]'Cause United breaks guitars [04:12.13] [04:13.65]Yeah United breaks guitars [04:16.45] [04:18.31]Yeah United breaks guitars