Luckiest Loser (Main Version - Clean)-Bowling for Soup

[ti:Luckiest Loser(Main Version - ] [ar:Bowling for Soup] [al:The Great Burrito Extortion Ca] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.10]Luckiest Loser (Main Version - Clean) - Bowling for Soup [00:01.47] [00:08.10]Man you're really one heck of a guy [00:10.85] [00:11.72]Best friend since junior high [00:14.28] [00:15.66]You showed me Playboy for the very first time [00:18.54]That was rad [00:19.60] [00:23.10]We saw Bon Jovi we sat in the front row [00:25.91] [00:26.91]I pierced your ear right before the show [00:29.60] [00:30.60]We stole your brother's beer [00:31.85]And he didn't know [00:34.10] [00:36.97]Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun [00:40.91] [00:41.54]Did you fall in love [00:42.75]Or did you just wanna get some [00:45.44] [00:47.57]That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion [00:50.44] [00:51.19]I know you know she used to be my girl [00:53.82] [00:54.50]You better run for cover [00:55.57]'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb [00:58.63]And did I mention that you both suck com [01:02.38]Now you're stuck with her [01:04.00] [01:05.81]Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar [01:09.60]I guess that makes me the luckiest loser [01:13.35] [01:20.85]I met her at a kegger passed out in the yard [01:23.91] [01:24.54]Getting in her pants wasn't really that hard [01:27.22] [01:28.28]6 months later she crashed my car [01:31.50]That was rad [01:32.32] [01:36.19]She's got a glow from her spray on tan [01:38.82] [01:39.63]Marilyn Manson is her favorite band [01:42.57] [01:43.26]I really think she might worship Satan [01:46.51]Not a band [01:47.44] [01:50.07]Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun [01:53.63] [01:54.57]Did you fall in love [01:55.82]Or did you just wanna get some [01:58.16] [02:00.66]That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion [02:03.54] [02:04.22]I know you know she used to be my girl [02:07.10] [02:07.91]You better run for cover [02:09.10]'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb [02:11.54]And did I mention that you both suck com [02:14.72] [02:15.41]Now she's stuck with you [02:17.66] [02:18.66]Like a frat guy with a bad tattoo [02:22.41]Like Celebrity Golf with Alice Cooper [02:26.60]Guess that makes me the luckiest loser [02:29.66] [02:30.54]Mel Gibson Danny Glover [02:32.41]You deserve each other [02:34.35]A 'Lethal Weapon' when you take her home [02:36.66]To meet your mother [02:37.97]She was a superstar [02:39.59] [02:40.15]Back seat of my car [02:41.80]Those days are over [02:42.86]Now life goes on yeah [02:46.55] [02:49.24]Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun [02:52.12] [02:52.80]Did you fall in love [02:53.93]Or did you just wanna get some [02:56.30] [03:02.49]That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion [03:05.24] [03:06.17]I know you know she used to be my girl [03:08.55] [03:09.36]You better run for cover [03:10.92]'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb [03:13.11] [03:13.68]And did I mention that you both suck com [03:17.24]Now your stuck with her [03:18.99] [03:20.80]Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar [03:24.55]Like number two on a pooper scooper [03:27.68] [03:28.30]I guess that makes me the luckiest loser [03:31.55] [03:32.55]That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion [03:34.24]Luckiest loser [03:35.62] [03:36.18]I know you know she used to be my girl [03:38.62]Luckiest loser [03:39.80]You better run for cover [03:41.04]Luckiest loser [03:41.35]Cause she's ticking like a time bomb [03:43.60]And did I mention that you both suck