Val Kilmer (Main Version)-Bowling for Soup

[ti:Val Kilmer(Main Version)] [ar:Bowling for Soup] [al:The Great Burrito Extortion Ca] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.60]I always thought my movie would be a comedy [00:04.41] [00:04.91]Not quite the tragedy that it's become [00:08.58]More slapstick than chick-flick [00:11.52]More 'Caddyshack' than 'Breakfast At Tiffany's' [00:15.33]So thank me at the podium [00:18.08] [00:18.58]For a lifetime of contribution [00:21.57] [00:22.38]Turn on the cameras someone cue the extras [00:25.31]Hair and makeup to the set [00:27.82] [00:28.44]Because the big screen's calling [00:29.94]Final casting call [00:31.82]It's your big shot baby [00:33.13]You're the next big star [00:35.26]Of another stupid movie [00:36.51]'Bout a guy with a broken heart [00:38.82] [00:39.63]Who's falling apart [00:40.44] [00:42.38]You're headed for the cutting room floor [00:43.85]Headed for the cutting room floor [00:45.16]And in the sequel honey [00:46.79]I'm the guy who gets the girl [00:49.04] [00:53.66]So if you miss my movie get the DVD [00:58.20]Check out the chemistry between you and me [01:01.71]Less 'Raising Arizona' [01:04.27] [01:04.83]More 'Steel Magnolias' [01:08.27]So when you walk down that red carpet [01:10.96]I hope you trip and fall [01:13.90] [01:15.77]I hope someone squirts you with a water gun [01:18.65]A super soaker filled with pee [01:21.83]Because the big screen's calling [01:23.33]Final casting call [01:24.65] [01:25.21]It's your big shot baby [01:26.70]You're the next big star [01:28.52]Of another stupid movie [01:29.89]'Bout a guy with a broken heart [01:32.02] [01:32.89]Who's falling apart [01:33.90] [01:35.58]You're headed for the cutting room floor [01:36.94]Headed for the cutting room floor [01:38.32]And in the sequel honey [01:39.94]I'm the guy who gets the girl [01:42.25] [01:43.13]All apologies to Kevin Costner [01:46.87]And that chick from 'Monster' [01:48.13] [01:49.69]Give me Adam Sandler Will Ferrell [01:52.94]Belushi and even Val Kilmer [01:55.82]He was funny in 'Real Genius' [01:59.44]What about 'Top Gun' [02:00.46]No 'Top Gun' wasn't funny whatever [02:03.08]'Top Secret' was funny too [02:05.27] [02:06.83]But he sucked as Batman [02:08.19]Because the big screen's calling [02:10.13]Final casting call [02:11.38] [02:11.94]It's your big shot baby [02:13.19]You're the next big star [02:15.13]Of another dumb movie [02:16.57]'Bout a guy with a broken heart [02:19.32]I'm falling apart [02:20.38] [02:21.63]Steven Spielberg's calling [02:23.32]And he's sending a car [02:25.25]It's your big shot baby [02:26.88]You're the next big star [02:28.25]Of another stupid movie [02:29.93]'Bout a guy with a broken heart [02:32.30] [02:33.05]Who's falling apart [02:34.18] [02:35.49]You're headed for the cutting room floor [02:37.19]Headed for the cutting room floor [02:38.69]And in the sequel honey [02:40.00]I'm the guy who gets the girl [02:42.38] [02:44.82]Who gets the girl [02:45.63] [02:46.82]I'm the guy that gets the girl [02:48.97]Adam Sandler Will Ferrel [02:50.16]Belushi and Akroid [02:51.80]Who gets the girl [02:53.05]Chris Farley Bill Murray in Stripes [02:53.80]I'm the guy that gets the girl [02:55.61]Eddie Murphy 'til 90 [02:56.49]Chris Rock and John Candy [02:58.36]Who gets the girl [02:59.62]The cast of Hollywood Knights [03:00.62]I'm the guy that gets the girl [03:02.36]Mike Myers [03:02.74]Jim Carry and the Farelly Brothers [03:04.80]Who gets the girl [03:06.24]Are more my style [03:07.36]I'm the guy that gets the girl [03:09.05]Terms Of Endearment I didn't get it [03:10.99]Who gets the girl [03:12.24]I'd much rather shut up and smile [03:14.05]I'm the guy that gets the girl [03:15.68]Adam Sandler Will Ferrel [03:16.68]Belushi and Akroid [03:17.80]Who gets the girl [03:19.18]Chris Farley Bill Murray in Stripes [03:20.99]I'm the guy that gets the girl [03:22.61]Eddie Murphy 'til 90 [03:23.68]Chris Rock and John Candy [03:24.80]Who gets the girl