Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble-DJ Jazzy Jeff/The Fresh Prince

[ti:Girls Ain't Nothing But Troubl] [ar:DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prin] [al:The Best Of] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble - DJ Jazzy Jeff/The Fresh Prince [00:18.82]Listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble
听着 爷们 不想扫你兴 [00:20.95]But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
但全世界的女生 除了麻烦就是麻烦 [00:23.14] [00:23.70]So next time a girl gives you the play
所以下次有的女生约你 [00:25.82]Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
记住我的劝导 然后避而远之 [00:28.45]Just last week when I was walking down the street
上周 我那时在街上散步 [00:30.89]I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet
我刚好观察到了我很想见面的可爱女生 [00:33.26]I walked up to her I said hello
我走到她面前 说声 哈喽 [00:35.38]She said you're kind of cute I said yes I know
她说 你好萌啊 我说 过奖了 我知道 [00:38.14]But by the way sweetheart what's your name
对了 美女 你贵姓啊 [00:40.44]She said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine
她说 我朋友喜欢叫我舞娘依兰 [00:43.01]I said my name is the Prince and she said why
我说 我叫茶煲王子 她问我 为啥取这名字 [00:45.32]I said well I don't know I'm just a hell of a guy
我就说 我哪知道 我自己本来就帅嘛 [00:47.94]But enough about me yo let's talk about you
但我的谈够了 该说说你了 [00:50.14]And all the wonderful things that you and I can do
还有你我可以一起做的美好事物 [00:53.32]I popped some cash and in a little bit of time
我花了点钱 还花了点时间 [00:55.76]I showed some cash and the girl was mine
我秀钱给她看 之后那女孩归我了 [00:57.88]I took her over town I wined her and dined her
我带她出城 给她点了烛光晚餐 [01:00.26]She ask me did I like her I said well kinda
她问我 我喜欢她吗 我说 算是吧 [01:02.38]All of a sudden she jumped out her seat
一突然 她激动地暴跳 [01:05.01]Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
死死拐住我的手 把我拉到街头 [01:07.51]She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging
她开始抓我全身 又亲又抱的 [01:10.51]So I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin
因此我推她一边 说道 你最好别乱来 [01:12.94]She got mad looked me dead in my face
她发飙了 死死地看着我 [01:14.88]Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape
她把手举起来 大喊 非礼啊 [01:18.01]I got scared when she started to yell
当她开始大喊时 我怕得要死 [01:19.69]So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell
所以我把我自己的钱包给她 之后拼命逃命啊 [01:22.26]I was duckin through alleys right and left
我向右巷躲 又向左巷躲 [01:24.45]But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
但警察出现时 他们差点用棍子把我打死了 [01:27.32]I was arrested charged with agrivated assault
我惨遭被捕 涉嫌严重伤害罪 [01:30.01](yo Clancy we got him)
克兰西 我们逮到他了 [01:31.26]But it wasn't my fault
但干嘛是我错 [01:32.51]Nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
尽管如此 我真不想扫你兴 [01:34.57]But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
但全世界的女生 除了麻烦就是麻烦 [01:37.26]So next time a girl gives you the play [01:39.32]Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
所以下次有的女生约你 [01:41.67]
记住我的劝导 然后避而远之 [01:52.05]I was in a bar one Friday night [01:54.04]Cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight
一周五晚上 我还在酒吧 [01:56.54]I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla
悠闲地看拳王 的拳击比赛 [01:59.17]When this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila
我真是悠闲自在 喝着我的龙舌兰酒 [02:01.41]
当这女的向我走来 说 嗨 我叫瑟琳娜 [02:02.10]I responded by saying hello [02:03.98]She paid for my drink and then said let's go
我也回她招呼 [02:06.54]20 minutes later things were starting to cook
她请客付了我的饮料钱 之后说 一起走吧 [02:08.79]As we pulled up into her house I said I'm with you toots
二十分钟后 事情开始有好转 [02:11.61]The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses
当我们停车到她家时 我说 我跟定你了 妹子 [02:14.36]She started winking and making little passes
音乐放的是抒情歌曲 杯子里倒着美酒 [02:16.48]At me she pat me close that's when she got bold
她开始对我进行眼神交流 [02:18.86]She started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold
她拍我的肩紧紧贴着她 她也太无畏了 [02:21.16]We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing
她开始摸摸我的背 我说 哎呀 你手好凉 [02:23.66]Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
我们去她卧室 想起了一件事 [02:26.36]I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek
就是把电话全都断线 防止那烦人的来电 [02:28.54]And that's when I observed those satin bed sheets
我慢慢抚摸她全身 亲吻她下巴 [02:31.10]I felt that it was time for me to make my move
那时候我才发现那些绸缎床单 [02:33.48]I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove
我感觉这是最好时机去缠绵 [02:35.98]I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue
我想我最后快点 否则冷门就不好了 [02:38.36]A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you
我慢慢躺下去亲他 之后一大突然 [02:40.86]Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin
门大力地扇 声音说道 宝贝 你哪去了 [02:43.36]And said boy I'm a tear your butt limb from limb
结果是她男友现身 他对我像死神般邪笑 [02:45.86]I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go
还恐吓我 臭小子 我要把你屁股撕得肢解粉碎 [02:48.29]I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window
我都吓尿了 我还能往哪跑 [02:50.48]Just my luck we were in a snow storm
只好大叫 阿弥陀佛 然后跳出窗外 [02:52.98]And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm
真是雪上加霜啊 碰巧出现暴风雪 [02:55.54]And to top the night off I had to break in my place
唯一能给我取暖的只有我的内裤了 [02:58.23]Because my keys were on pants back on Sheila's book case
到了夜晚 我必须闯进刚刚那地方 [03:00.60]I was done sneezing and coughing
因为我的家门钥匙就在我裤子里面 裤子却放在的书架后面 [03:02.92]I hope this doesn't happen to often
我又惨遭打喷嚏 又咳嗽 [03:05.41]But nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
我希望不要再时常发生了 [03:07.91]But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
尽但管如此 我真不想扫你兴 [03:10.64]So next time a girl gives you the play
但全世界的女生 除了麻烦就是麻烦 [03:12.65]Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away
所以下次有的女生约你 [03:14.96]
记住我的劝导 然后避而远之 [03:26.08]Yo man you think they see your point [03:28.20]I don't know I don't think they really do
兄弟 你觉得他们搞懂你意思吗 [03:30.02]
不知道哦 我不觉得他们懂 [03:30.58]I think you should give 'em another example [03:32.46]Awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here
我想你应该给他们另一个例子 [03:34.45]
好的 给我点曲 开始乐起来吧 [03:34.96]I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year [03:37.77]It was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear
那年五月 我收到手机来电 [03:39.77]I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert
发现是我女友 我说 喂 亲爱的 [03:43.62]
我正打算打电话给你 我刚好买到了演唱会门票 [03:44.24](I'm wit it) [03:45.12]It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready
我要去 [03:47.31](yeah)
现在六点了 八点你能准备好吗 [03:47.81]Aight fine see you then Betty
能啊 [03:49.74]I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
好的 那拜拜 [03:52.12]
我梳了头 刷了牙 [03:52.64]Got funky fresh dressed in my la cox [03:54.45]Got to Betty's at eight I was ready to jet
穿上我酷炫的 名牌运动服 [03:56.89]Until Betty's mon said Betty's not ready yet
刚好点钟到家 我准备好出发了 [03:59.45]I sat there for at least an hour
直到她妈说 还没准备好呢 [04:01.89]It was ten after nine before she got in the shower
我坐在那已经至少一个钟了 [04:04.58]9:35 she comes downstairs
在她洗澡之前 已经九点十分了 [04:06.20]
九点三十五分到了 她下楼 [04:06.73]And said I need a little longer to finish my hair [04:09.48]At ten o'clock we had then missed the show
还说 我还要搞久一点才能烫好头发 [04:11.92]She comes downstairs and says let's go
已经点了 演唱会打水漂了 [04:14.04]
她既然下楼说 我们走 [04:14.85]Go where go to sleep I'm gone [04:16.66]I was steamin like a demon as I drove home
去哪 还不快去睡觉 我走人了 [04:18.60]But it just goes to show
我开车回家时 脾气像恶魔一样气得没法消 [04:20.36]Not trying to bust your bubble
但事实已经确凿了 [04:21.60]But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
不想扫你的兴 [04:24.54]So next time a girl gives you the play
但全世界的女生 除了麻烦就是麻烦 [04:26.66]Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes
所以下次有的女生约你 [04:29.23]Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away
记住我的劝导 记住我的劝导 [04:31.55]
留意听取我的劝导 避而远之吧 [04:34.80]Man first your parents just don't understand [04:36.98]Then you having these crazy nightmares
天啊 先是你家长弄不懂 [04:39.11]I know why me man why me
之后又梦到猛鬼街的 恶梦 [04:40.92]What's next
为什么又是我 为什么又是我 [04:41.73]Now these girls man you know how it is
接下来又是什么 [04:44.11]
现在是女生啊 但你知道的 [04:45.36]Can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em