Watch What Happens-Various Artists

JACK There's no way I am putting them kids back in danger. DAVEY Tell me how quitting does Crutchie any good. JACK Dszahdh DAVEY Exactly So here's how it goes once we win And we will be winning Make no mistake JACK We'll be what? DAVEY We're already winning JACK Right DAVEY And we'll tell them straight out They let Crutchie go or they keep getting pounded JACK Dave, what the hell? did they bust up your brains or somethin'? As I recall Dave we all got our asses kicked They won. DAVEY Won the battle. JACK Oh come on. DAVEY Jack-y think about it, we got them surrounded. JACK Here's where I think Joe's a jerk He's a rattle snake DAVEY You're right - and you know why a snake starts to rattle? JACK No, why? DAVEY 'Cause he's scared. JACK Sure. DAVEY Go and look it up. The poor guys head is spinning. Why would he send for the goons, an entire army? Dozens of goons and the cops. And - JACK You know you may be right. DAVEY Thank you, God! JACK If he wasn't afraid - DAVEY Exactly - JACK & DAVEY He knows we're winning JACK, DAVEY, KATHERINE, and LES Get those kids to see we're circling victory. And watch what happens. We're doing something no one's even tried And, yes, we're terrified But watch what happens JACK You can't undo the past DAVEY So just move on and DAVEY & KATHERINE Stay on track LES (Stay on track!) JACK, DAVEY, KATHEINE & LES 'Cause humpty dumpty is about to crack KATHERINE We've got faith! DAVEY We've got the plan! LES And we've got Jack! JACK, DAVEY, KATHERINE & LES So just watch what happens. We're back! LES And I've got a date!