Single-Original Broadway Cast Recording

no one tells you how you ought to live no one glares when you do jello shooters *all* jello and no one says that youre insensitive cuz their birthday meal took place at hooters *oooooooo* and no one tells you that your bald spots grown or that you ought to tone your flab *tone your flab* so pour a double gin here's to your double chin *all* yes start the party start at ten cuz youre single you are single yeah youll keep staying single if your smart *if you are smart* yeah youre single you are single no chick will ever moonwalk on your heart *moonwalk on your heart* trust me. this is when the good times really start! no one minds the laundry on your floor no one pouts with every chick you look at no one tries to clean your porno drawer no one traps you with *all* does my a** look fat bust a move in womens underwear while your flasking cher-a-wear *cher-a-wear* *all* so fill your rangers cup the toilet seat stays up the fridge gets stocked with beer and spam cuz youre single you are *single* not a care in the world can bother you *can bother you* you are singal you are singal you could do what youve always want to do *always want to do* no commitments cuz youre only passing through {rap} whoa making a date with cellini girl is a waste of my time and my gerrycurl i dont need a girl who dont understand when i got a date with my left hand. well i like the ladies heavens knows, but in the words of niche bros before hoes now i dont like a girl who would cry and bawl in fact, i never liked girls at all sammy, georgie, ricky, and bum, i'm starting to see where youre coming from cuz i'm *single* oh yeah *single* i'll behave like a dudes meant to behave *OoOoOoOoO meant to behave* always single ever single single now and til i'm in my grave *single til i am lying in my grave* youre the best sammy... though at times i might want someone to hold me tight and promise me that everything will be alright everything will me ALLright thanks man i'll stay single til i'm rotting slowly in my lonely forgotten grave