We Only Read The Headlines-Lazyboy

[ti:We Only Read The Headlines] [ar:Lazyboy] [al:Lazyboy] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.10]We Only Read The Headlines - Lazyboy [00:00.20]Written by：Soren Nystrom Rasted [00:00.45]You can cut to the chase [00:03.08]And you know it's okay [00:05.77]'Coz we only read the headlines [00:09.05]We only read the headlines [00:11.49]Baby get to the point [00:13.67] [00:14.52]And quit the full play [00:17.43]We only read the headlines [00:20.06]We only read the headlines anyways [00:24.95]54 of bank robberies take place on a Friday [00:28.43]Women blink nearly twice as much as men [00:30.72]Elvis never ever gave an encore [00:32.97]The number of wars fought between countries [00:35.31]That both have at least one McDonalds is zero [00:38.45]Every 5 minutes an area of rainforest [00:41.26]The size of a football field [00:42.64]Is eliminated [00:43.68]Women who read romance novels [00:45.30]Have sex twice as often as those who don't [00:47.64]Did you know [00:48.43]A can of diet coke will float in water [00:51.29]While a can of regular coke will sink [00:53.34]The Muppet show was banned from TV in Saudi Arabia [00:56.41]Because one of it's stars was a pig [00:58.23]Males on average think about sex [01:00.99]Every 7 seconds [01:02.41]More than 50 of the people in the world have never made [01:05.51]Or received a telephone call [01:07.70]Syphilis has risen 500 in the last six years in London [01:11.81]Why is it that everybody seems to get older [01:14.39]Except for Cliff Richard [01:16.11]You can cut to the chase [01:18.30]And you know it's okay [01:21.15]'Coz we only read the headlines [01:24.08]We only read the headlines [01:26.86]Baby get to the point [01:29.58]And quit the full play [01:32.35] [01:32.85]We only read the headlines [01:35.39]We only read the headlines anyways [01:41.20]1 out of 10 girls under 20 is carrying Chlamydia [01:44.85]According to several sources [01:46.42]Dr Harvey Kellogg tried to make a cure for masturbation [01:49.80]When he made cornflakes [01:51.68]Women are 30 more sextualy active during a full moon [01:55.60]Indonesia is the country with the highest scout membership [01:59.02]In every single episode of Seinfeld [02:01.32]There's a superman in at least one scene somewhere [02:04.29]If you weighed all the animals in the world [02:06.53]Hens would be 10 percent of the total weight [02:09.49]In Minnesota there's a law [02:11.20]That prevents men having sex with living fish [02:14.09]Jimmy Carter can read 2000 words per minute [02:17.44]Humans and dolphins are the only species [02:20.30]That has sex for pleasure [02:21.89]Danny Devito is taller than Dolly Parton [02:24.64] [02:25.43]You can cut to the chase [02:27.43] [02:28.17]And you know it's okay [02:30.68] [02:31.47]We only read the headlines [02:33.93]We only read the headlines [02:36.37] [02:36.91]In the papers on the news [02:39.78]Heavens heard there's no excuse [02:42.44]In formations everywhere [02:45.24]All you need to know is right here [02:51.66] [02:53.75]It's possible to attend your own funeral [02:55.94]Because the human brain continues to send out electrical wave signals [02:59.65]For up to 37hours following death [03:02.17]We only read the headlines [03:04.22] [03:04.80]We only read the headlines [03:07.18] [03:07.70]We only read the headlines [03:09.85] [03:10.57]We only read the headlines [03:13.20]You can cut to the chase [03:15.61]And you know it's okay [03:17.90] [03:18.42]'Coz we only read the headlines [03:20.95] [03:21.55]We only read the headlines [03:24.10]Baby get to the point [03:26.24] [03:26.83]And quit the full play [03:29.45] [03:29.95]We only read the headlines [03:32.65]We only read the headlines anyways