Facts Of Life-Lazyboy

[ti:Facts Of Life] [ar:Lazyboy] [al:Lazyboy] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.14]Facts Of Life - Lazyboy [00:00.77]Written by：Søren Nystrøm Rasted/Søren Nystrøm Rasted [00:01.93] [00:06.56]These are the facts [00:07.56] [00:08.30]These are the facts [00:09.15] [00:09.89]Of ladyboy [00:10.39] [00:11.82]So help me god [00:12.46] [00:13.05]This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is [00:16.41]The bare facts of the life we live [00:17.97] [00:19.01]This is who we are this is what we do oh oh [00:22.49] [00:24.19]Did you know that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on TV [00:27.07] [00:27.91]Did you know 61 percent of all hits on the internet are on sex sites [00:32.29] [00:32.88]Every day 21 new born babies will be given to the wrong parents [00:36.36] [00:37.05]The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year [00:40.05]Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world [00:42.85]The average person laughs 13 times a day Elvis was originally blond [00:46.85] [00:47.63]The average age of first intercourse is 15 point 3 years old [00:51.64]The average erect penis is 5 point 2 inches long [00:54.53] [00:55.16]And 4 point 2 inches circumcised [00:56.63] [00:57.48]Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing [01:00.63] [01:01.15]41 percent of all people take people with curly hair less seriously [01:04.75] [01:05.66]20 percent of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience [01:09.05] [01:09.73]Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti wrinkle cream [01:13.00] [01:14.38]This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is [01:17.83]The bare facts of the life we live [01:20.16]This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is [01:23.48]These are the facts of the life that we live [01:27.44]This is who we are bare facts of the life we live [01:32.04] [01:32.84]This is who we are this is what we do [01:34.91]This is who we are are are [01:36.89] [01:38.76]22 percent of the time a pizza will arrive faster [01:41.82]Than an ambulance in great Britain [01:43.18] [01:43.87]96 percent of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm [01:48.52]3 people die every year testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue [01:53.01]The Guinness book of records holds the record [01:54.91] [01:55.55]For being the most stolen book in public libraries [01:57.76] [01:58.49]Butterflies taste with their feet 5 percent of the population is gay [02:02.51] [02:03.06]The worlds best known word is okay [02:04.66] [02:05.61]The second most well known word is coca cola [02:07.66] [02:08.46]The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue [02:10.70] [02:11.24]Charles Chaplin once won 3 rd prize [02:12.82] [02:13.63]In a Charles Chaplin look a like contest [02:16.02]In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank [02:18.24] [02:18.90]Because a Prussian cargo plane dropped [02:20.92]A living cow from 30000 feet [02:22.46] [02:23.33]Only one book has been printed in more copies [02:25.53]Than the bible the Ikea catalog [02:27.32] [02:28.34]This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is [02:31.31]The bare facts of the life we live [02:33.68]This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is [02:37.75]These are the facts of the life that we live [02:41.04] [02:41.66]This is who we are the facts of the life we live [02:47.20]This is who we are this is what we do this is who we are [02:49.79]1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life [02:53.01] [02:54.70]In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth [02:57.38] [02:57.98]Today we are 6 billion people [02:59.52] [03:00.25]6 billion people 6 billion [03:01.56]Time is ticking ticking yeah [03:04.16] [03:06.17]Donald duck was banned in Finland [03:07.47] [03:08.02]Because he doesn't wear pants [03:08.96] [03:09.59]74 percent of all nudist females are nudists [03:12.25] [03:13.05]Because their husbands are nudists [03:14.16] [03:14.78]More people die from a champagne cork popping [03:17.23]Than from poison spiders 21 percent of all traffic accidents [03:20.70]Happen because the driver falls asleep did you know [03:23.62]That originally a danish guy invented the burglar alarm [03:26.07] [03:27.29]Unfortunately it got stolen [03:28.61] [03:29.72]This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is [03:32.91]Yeah yeah yeah yeah [03:34.54] [03:35.42]This is who we are this is what we do [03:37.45] [03:38.04]This is what it is yeah yeah yeah [03:42.06]This is who we are bare facts of the life we live [03:47.36] [03:47.94]This is who we are this is what we do [03:49.83] [03:51.43]This is who we are this is what we do [03:53.17] [03:53.85]So help me god