The Laughing Gnome-David Bowie

[ti:The Laughing Gnome] [ar:David Bowie] [al:David Bowie] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.99]Artist：david bowie [00:03.99]Songs Title：the laughing gnome [00:14.73]I was walking down the high street [00:18.28]When I heard footsteps behind me [00:22.02]And there was a little old man （hello） [00:25.15]In scarlet and grey shuffling away （laughter） [00:30.63]Well he trotted back to my house [00:33.80]And he sat beside the telly （oaah ） [00:37.60]With his tiny hands on his tummy [00:40.52]Chuckling away laughing all day （laughter） [00:44.71]Oh I ought to report you to the gnome office [00:46.76]（gnome office） [00:48.31]Yes [00:48.68]（hahahahaha） [00:50.45]Ha ha ha hee hee hee [00:52.06]I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me [00:54.96]Ha ha ha hee hee hee [00:58.57]I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me [01:02.81]Said the laughing gnome [01:07.30]Well I gave him roasted toadstools [01:10.87]And a glass of dandelion wine （burp pardon） [01:14.80]Then I put him on a train to eastbourne [01:17.49]Carried his bag and gave him a fag [01:20.43]（havent you got a light boy ） [01:23.42]Here where do you come from [01:24.69]（gnome-mans land hahihihi） [01:26.49]Oh really [01:28.36]In the morning when I woke up [01:31.81]He was sitting on the edge of my bed [01:35.26]With his brother whose name was fred [01:38.13]Hed bought him along to sing me a song [01:41.19]Right lets hear it [01:43.00]Here what's that clicking noise [01:44.63]（thats fred hes a metrognome haha） [01:47.62]Ha ha ha hee hee hee [01:51.10]I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me [01:54.15]Ha ha ha hee hee hee [01:57.84]I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me [02:01.23]（own up I'm a gnome ain't I right haha） [02:04.41]Havent you got an ome to go to [02:05.97]（no were gnomads） [02:07.09]Didnt they teach you to get your hair cut at school [02:08.79]You look like a rolling gnome [02:09.85]（no not at the london school of ecognomics） [02:13.68]Now theyre staying up the chimney [02:17.13]And were living on caviar and honey （hooray ） [02:21.07]Cause theyre earning me lots of money [02:23.45]Writing comedy prose for radio shows [02:26.98]Its the-er （what ） [02:28.97]Its the gnome service of course [02:33.42]Ha ha ha hee hee hee [02:36.71]I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me [02:40.01]Ha ha ha oh dear me [02:43.65]（ha ha ha hee hee hee [02:45.90]I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me [02:50.14]Ha ha ha hee hee hee [02:52.39]I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me） [02:55.57]（one more time yeah）