The Laughing Gnome (Single Version - 2010 Stereo Mix)-David Bowie

[ti:The Laughing Gnome(Single Version - 2010 Stereo Mix)] [ar:David Bowie] [al:David Bowie] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Laughing Gnome (Single Version - 2010 Stereo Mix) - David Bowie (大卫·鲍伊) [00:14.27]I was walking down the high street [00:17.72]When I heard footsteps behind me [00:21.25]And there was a little old man [00:23.89]In scarlet and grey shuffling away [00:30.04]Well he trotted back to my house [00:33.36]And he sat beside the telly [00:36.82]With his tiny hands on his tummy [00:39.86]Chuckling away laughing all day [00:43.56]Oh I ought to report you to the gnome office [00:45.78]Yes [00:46.56](hahahahaha) [00:47.47]Ha ha ha hee hee hee [00:50.87]"i'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me" [00:54.33]Ha ha ha hee hee hee [00:57.75]"i'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me" [01:01.90]Said the laughing gnome [01:06.39]Well I gave him roasted toadstools [01:09.75]And a glass of dandelion wine [01:13.28]Then I put him on a train to eastbourne [01:16.31]Carried his bag and gave him a fag [01:19.21](haven't you got a light boy ) [01:22.21]Here where do you come from [01:23.53](gnome-man's land hahihihi) [01:24.98]"oh really [01:27.06]In the morning when I woke up [01:30.44]He was sitting on the edge of my bed [01:33.89]With his brother whose name was fred [01:36.61]He'd bought him along to sing me a song [01:39.69]Right let's hear it [01:41.40]Here what's that clicking noise [01:43.03](that's fred he's a "metrognome" haha) [01:46.25]Ha ha ha hee hee hee [01:49.61]"i'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me" [01:53.14]Ha ha ha hee hee hee [01:56.61]"i'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me" [02:00.53](own up I'm a gnome ain't I right haha) [02:02.28]"haven't you got an 'ome to go to " [02:03.55](no we're gnomads) [02:05.02]"didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school [02:07.03]You look like a rolling gnome " [02:08.21](no not at the london school of ecognomics) [02:11.56]Now they're staying up the chimney [02:15.28]And we're living on caviar and honey (hooray ) [02:18.93]Cause they're earning me lots of money [02:21.62]Writing comedy prose for radio shows [02:25.83]It's the-er (what ) [02:26.90]It's the gnome service of course [02:31.75]Ha ha ha hee hee hee [02:34.66]"i'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me" [02:38.18]Ha ha ha hee hee hee [02:41.60]"i'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me" [02:46.93]Ha ha ha hee hee hee [02:50.42]"i'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me"