Australian Idol-Kate Miller-Heidke

[ti:Australian Idol] [ar:Kate Miller-Heidke] [al:The Best of Kate Miller-Heidke: Act One] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Australian Idol - Kate Miller-Heidke [00:04.25]Written by：Kate Miller-Heidke [00:08.50]I was having a bad week [00:10.03]I crashed the car and the cat carked it [00:12.17]Weighed myself outside woolies and I'd put on 4 kilos [00:16.25]Arranged to meet an old friend for coffee [00:18.21]I poured my heart out told her all about [00:20.10]Poor dead fluffy and the bloody car [00:21.97]And did she think I should go on a diet [00:24.49]She studied my face trying to frame the words to say [00:31.19]Just the right blend of sympathy and advice [00:36.16]She took a big breath [00:37.29] [00:38.32]Looked into my eyes and she said [00:40.75]You should go on Australian Idol [00:44.43]Even if you don't win you'll have a great time [00:47.60] [00:48.26]Don't worry that you don't look like a supermodel [00:52.07]They're even letting fatties on there now so you should be fine [00:56.85] [01:04.29]I said thanks I feel a lot better now [01:06.36]Then I erased her number from my phone [01:09.18]I didn't know how much we'd grown apart [01:12.20]The very next day was my birthday [01:14.28]No one called except my grandma [01:16.32]She was drunk she just needed a lift home from the pub [01:19.84] [01:20.61]Then that Sunday night I went to dinner with my rellies [01:27.18] [01:28.57]They said happy birthday do you mind if we put the TV on [01:34.01]It's nearly the final of Australian Idol and [01:36.76]You should go on Australian Idol [01:40.23]You're much prettier than her she looks like a pudding [01:44.26]You'll win it no worries love' said my uncle [01:48.35]And I just turned and looked at him like he was something [01:51.87]That I stood in [01:53.38] [01:55.64]And don't get me wrong [01:57.32]If I turn on the TV and it's on [02:00.89] [02:01.48]I can't stop watching even with the ads [02:05.11]Even with those two dickheads blabbing on between songs [02:08.84] [02:09.49]I love to see their spirits crushed their egos shattered [02:15.53]I love the ones that really suck in the first auditions [02:19.24]I love to watch them sob their dreams in tatters [02:23.66]And I laugh while I eat my dinner [02:27.04]They're crying in their 5 star hotel [02:30.04]And I'm cackling on my cack brown couch [02:32.90] [02:37.02]And it's not that I am jealous [02:40.40]I'm not jealous I'm not jealous [02:45.87] [02:48.27]The next Sunday I had a pretty bad hangover [02:50.68]Feeling pretty grumpy [02:52.10]Sitting on the couch eating pringles feeling sorry for myself [02:56.13]I flipped to channel 10 and before I knew it [02:58.68]I was watching a really short guy [03:00.86]Singing that really annoying song by Craig David [03:05.33] [03:05.97]Suddenly I rose to my feet it must have been divine intervention [03:12.77] [03:13.50]I saw the light in front of me and I screamed [03:21.31]Why am I watching Australian Idol God [03:25.38]Am I really reduced to this pitiful state Jesus [03:29.52]May as well just head down to my local karaoke bar [03:33.09]Or better still just change to SBS [03:36.18]You better believe it I changed to ABC [03:40.56]So Marcia Dicko whatever your name is [03:46.49]Shove it up your a**