I'm Growing a Beard Downstairs for Christmas-Kate Miller-Heidke/The Beards

[ti:I'm Growing a Beard Downstairs for Christmas] [ar:Kate Miller-Heidke/The Beards] [al:The Best of Kate Miller-Heidke: Act One] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I'm Growing a Beard Downstairs for Christmas - Kate Miller-Heidke/The Beards [00:02.91]Written by：Kate Miller-Heidke/Keir Nuttall/Louis Schoorl [00:05.83]When I was a girl [00:07.18]Just a little girl [00:09.15]I couldn't wait 'til I became a woman [00:11.76] [00:12.50]And I could grow a thatch of curls [00:15.58]A deep dark forest to keep me warm in this cold world [00:18.80]Days became weeks [00:20.57]Weeks became months [00:22.29]Months turned to years [00:23.94]And it was like magic [00:25.75]It grew and grew [00:27.20]The greatest bush [00:28.88]That the kingdom ever knew [00:32.48]But at the turn of the Millenium [00:35.36] [00:36.19]A fever gripped the land [00:39.05]It was decreed that all the women [00:41.79] [00:42.33]Look like little girls again [00:46.49]But now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas [00:50.28]Growing a downstairs beard for you [00:52.89] [00:53.41]I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas [00:56.90]Growing it big growing it thick growin' it for you [01:01.44]Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby [01:04.50]Merry Christmas [01:05.98]I'm growing it strong and true [01:07.86]Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby [01:10.78] [01:13.26]When I was a boy [01:14.57]Just a little boy [01:16.41]I was embarrassed by my body's changes [01:19.48]But then one day at the local pool [01:22.76]I saw a life guard with hair growing out of his anus [01:26.30]I was so impressed [01:27.71]It looked like tom selleck's chest [01:29.72]He was so proud as he towlled it down [01:33.01]I couldn't wait to cultivate [01:36.13]My very own hairy bum gown [01:39.19] [01:39.86]But at the turn of the Millenium [01:42.61] [01:43.54]Spandex gripped the land [01:45.76] [01:46.42]Every back sack and crack was attacked with wax [01:49.83]Now I'm growing it back [01:51.17] [01:51.68]A gift for you to unwrap [01:55.55]Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas [01:59.14]I'm growing a downstairs beard for you [02:01.89] [02:02.45]I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas [02:05.76]I'm growing it big growing [02:07.39]It thick growin' it for you [02:09.31] [02:10.39]Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby [02:13.52]Merry Christmas [02:15.00]I'm growing it strong and true [02:16.69]Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby [02:19.85] [02:24.69]We'll keep each other warm at night [02:26.90] [02:30.91]With our jingle bell hairy stalactites [02:34.20] [02:37.83]We'll watch each other grow and grow [02:41.54] [02:42.40]I'll stick to you [02:44.03]I'll stick to you [02:45.68]Like velcro [02:48.11] [02:48.70]I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas [02:51.85]Growing a downstairs beard for you [02:54.82]Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas [02:58.41]I'm growing it big growing it thick [03:01.22]Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas [03:04.93]I'm growing a downstairs beard for you [03:07.87]Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas [03:11.47]I'm growing it big growing it thick growin' it for you [03:15.09] [03:16.22]Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby [03:19.32]Merry Christmas [03:20.83]I'm growing it strong and true [03:22.77]Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby