Cosmopolitan Girl (Live at the Dominion Theatre)-Janis Ian

[ti:Cosmopolitan Girl (Live at the Dominion Theatre)] [ar:Janis Ian] [al:Janis Ian Live: Working Without a Net] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.66]Cosmopolitan Girl (大都会女孩) (Live at the Dominion Theatre) - Janis Ian (珍妮斯·艾恩) [00:03.00]Written by：Janis Ian [00:03.88] [00:06.17]I was only [00:09.28] [00:10.02]Twenty nine and lonely as a bull moose in heat [00:13.21]When he came along singing that same old song [00:17.87] [00:20.75]I said you know I'm entering my prime [00:23.59]Thirty one to thirty nine [00:25.43]Bet you've read the articles too [00:26.93] [00:29.05]Statistically speaking my hormones are creeping [00:32.52] [00:33.37]I can feel them moving in the night [00:35.56] [00:36.53]But like the articles say I am woman [00:39.45]I can wait until it's right [00:41.04] [00:43.81]I want to be a cosmopolitan cosmopolitan cosmopolitan girl [00:51.57] [00:52.30]Take half a dozen lovers teach them what I've seen [00:55.64] [00:56.31]In between the covers of my favorite magazine [00:59.40] [00:59.90]I want to read statistics plan logistics [01:03.67] [01:04.66]Live my life to the hilt [01:06.33] [01:07.54]Without shame without pain without guilt [01:10.01] [01:17.67]I hit thirty [01:20.66] [01:21.43]Waiting for my endocrines to match the questionnaires [01:24.34] [01:25.45]He grew impatient I said I'm saving myself [01:29.58] [01:32.36]Meantime let's do some therapy [01:34.71]Take a course in co dependency [01:36.50]And while we're at it you could lose some weight [01:39.02] [01:40.36]We've got so much to share no don't touch me there [01:43.66] [01:44.42]What's another year between friends [01:47.06] [01:48.06]The wait will be worth it [01:49.92]I'm bound to be perfect by then [01:52.42] [01:55.02]I want to be a cosmopolitan cosmopolitan cosmopolitan girl [02:02.49] [02:03.38]I'm reading kama sutra I bought it on cassette [02:06.61] [02:07.23]I found a chiropractor who can limber up my neck [02:10.82]I want that first time flawless really lawless [02:14.60] [02:15.46]Want to enjoy it to the hilt [02:17.54] [02:18.64]Without shame without pain without guilt [02:21.28] [02:24.82]The big day finally came [02:27.08] [02:29.19]There was a note on the door [02:31.14] [02:32.23]It said here's a little something to remember me by [02:35.66] [02:36.42]I've fallen for a waitress who accepts her cellulite [02:40.02]This is a cosmopolitan cosmopolitan cosmopolitan gift [02:46.65] [02:48.05]And I know that you'll appreciate it when you think of me [02:51.23] [02:52.06]All those empty nights while you're protecting your virginity [02:55.25] [02:55.82]This gift is flawless this gift is cordless [02:59.22] [03:00.56]So enjoy it to the hilt [03:02.08] [03:03.29]Without shame without pain without guilt [03:05.90] [03:07.10]Without shame without pain without guilt [03:09.76] [03:11.08]No shame no pain no guilt