The Yes Yes Show-Parokya Ni Edgar/Miggy Chavez

[ti:The Yes Yes Show] [ar:Parokya Ni Edgar/Miggy Chavez] [al:Inuman Na Sessions, Vol. 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.42]The Yes Yes Show (精彩绝伦的表演) - Parokya Ni Edgar/Miggy Chavez [00:01.25]Written by：Chito Miranda [00:01.53] [00:09.03]You better get ready for a big surprise [00:10.90]You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise [00:13.21]Mental message by visual contact [00:15.61]Louder than any other sexual soundtrack [00:17.99]More margarita for my cute senorita [00:19.71]Triple the tequila just to heighten up the flava [00:22.07]Chugging down on my j and b [00:23.84]While checking out the parts of my date's anatomy [00:25.98]Forget the brains forget the personality [00:28.19]What I'm after is your effect on my gravity like trinity [00:31.00]Flying high with her kicks and controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick [00:34.10] [00:34.61]You better get ready for a big surprise [00:36.56]You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise [00:38.74]Mental message by visual contact [00:41.06]Louder than any other sexual soundtrack [00:43.24]Flip the tip as we skip to the next trip [00:45.43]Flashing some cash and some rock star bullst [00:47.47]Going in for the thrill moving in for the kill [00:49.57]I got us a room in a fancy hotel and we got everything we need [00:53.41] [00:54.01]A big bag of money a bigger bag of weed [00:56.05]And we try to impress as we start to undress [00:58.27]Stop the press we need to get this [01:00.64]You better get ready for a big surprise [01:02.36]You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise [01:04.73]Mental message by visual contact [01:07.09]Louder than any other sexual soundtrack [01:09.03]I got to keep it going coz' I got it going on [01:11.05]But it's vinci's turn on the microphone so [01:13.39] [01:15.30]My name is vinci and I am neat [01:17.52]I love pretty girls and I love to eat [01:19.65]I made this rap from my mind [01:21.73]And I am very very kind [01:23.83]I like to drive fast in fancy cars [01:26.03]And chicks dig me like chocolate bars [01:28.23]You say I'm bad but I am good [01:30.21]So shut up now and eat some food [01:32.79]Tsong ano bang problema mo ayusin mo naman [01:34.66]Lagyan mo naman ng tono para kang nangangatwiran [01:36.64]Ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment [01:38.88]Sampung taon ka nang sikat wala ka pa rin bang talent [01:41.24]Tsong ano bang sinasabi mo [01:43.03]Mali ang sinasabi mo [01:45.32]Magaling akong kumanta [01:47.74]Alam mo ba yung picha pie [01:49.77]Kung sa bagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie [01:51.78]Gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta [01:54.35]Diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa [01:56.24]Alam nating mas okay nung ako yung kumanta [01:58.16]Tsong naman please lang wag ka nang magyabang at [02:00.16]Alam mo naman na pang-back-up ka lang at [02:02.21]Ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta ilan [02:05.56]Wala eh ano ngayon [02:06.99]Alam naman nating lahat [02:08.62]Na si vinc naman talaga dapat [02:10.82]Ang vocalist ng parokya band [02:13.36]Ng parokya ni edgar [02:15.56]Teka lang one minute pwede bang paki-ulit [02:17.26]Maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo [02:19.16]Subalit bakit mo naman nasabing ikaw ang nararapat [02:21.90]Eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat [02:24.05]Eh bat ibang singers naman kahit di nila sinulat [02:25.78]Ang kinakanta nilang kanta ay sobra kung sumikat [02:28.10]Tulad ko at ni quino at ni benedict aquino [02:30.28]Na wala nga yatang mas-sisikat pa kahit na sino [02:32.41]Ewan ko sandali wag ka ngang makulit [02:34.44]Kung ayaw mong masipa sa mukha ng malupet [02:36.42]Baka makatikim ka ng sasuwela de kamao [02:38.59]Na si listo el de gato sa gulpihang de kontodo [02:40.85]Talaga hindi nga tatawa na ba ako [02:42.99]Hindi porket koreano ka magaling kang mag-taekwando [02:44.92]Wag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas [02:47.07]Kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras [02:49.19]Sandali lang wag muna kayong maglaban [02:52.42]Bago kayo magsuntukan [02:54.69]Bat di nyo muna pag-usapan ang di maunawaan [02:58.07]Sige na kiss na peace na please [03:00.10]Ang bayad mo sa jeepney kulang pa ng diyes [03:02.29]Kung ayaw mong mangyari ang nagyari sa iba [03:04.39]Matuto tayo kung paano magpakumbaba [03:06.64]Wag nating kalimutan kung saan nagsimula [03:08.16] [03:08.83]Alam naman nating lahat [03:10.98]Na mahal namin ang isa't-isa't [03:12.99]Walang iwanan sa parokya band [03:15.18]Sa parokya ni edgar [03:17.24] [03:18.36]Band band [03:23.75] [03:25.88]Ah di ko alam kung paano tatapusin yung kanta [03:28.39]Kaya ganito nalang bigla nalang mawawala