You're Pretty When I'm Drunk-Bloodhound Gang

[ti:You're Pretty When I'm Drunk] [ar:Bloodhound Gang] [al:Show Us Your Hits (International Version)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (我喝醉的时候你很美) - Bloodhound Gang [00:15.48]One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission [00:18.61]To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin' [00:21.20]Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless [00:23.94]Until we brought Skip O' Pot2mus [00:25.72]And Daddy gonna get some probably underage and dumb [00:28.03]And everybody knows that the Daddy eats his young [00:30.50]Lupus in the lavatory makin' a big stink [00:33.17]Messin' up the toilet seat and poopin' in the sink [00:35.48]M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup [00:38.07]Waitin' for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up [00:40.39]'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the 12 Horse Ale [00:43.06]After that I get silly like Soupy Sales [00:45.55]Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed [00:48.27]A six of Shlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz [00:50.65]With my beers tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle [00:53.26]I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle [00:55.74]'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk [00:57.09]You're pretty when I'm drunk [00:58.27]You're pretty when I'm drunk [00:59.48]You're pretty when I'm drunk [01:00.75]You're pretty when I'm drunk [01:02.02]You're pretty when I'm drunk [01:03.29]You're pretty when I'm drunk [01:04.52]And I'm pretty f**kin' drunk [01:05.70] [01:15.13]Here she comes a funky fried cutie [01:18.73]Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty [01:20.88]'Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie with a speedy delivery [01:23.53]You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me [01:25.98]But maybe I should check and see if this is where I wanna be [01:28.74]Hey Lupus is she cute [01:30.12]Yeah for a pygmie [01:31.06]Aw what do you know [01:32.16]You're probably goin' home alone [01:33.63]And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone [01:36.12]Plus beauty it's only skin deep [01:38.49]It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak [01:41.10]I could tap that barrel in fact I know I can [01:43.65]It's a mnage trois you and me and Heineken [01:46.17]'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk [01:47.61]You're pretty when I'm drunk [01:48.80]You're pretty when I'm drunk [01:50.01]You're pretty when I'm drunk [01:51.29]You're pretty when I'm drunk [01:52.54]You're pretty when I'm drunk [01:53.75]You're pretty when I'm drunk [01:55.03]And I'm pretty f**kin' drunk [01:56.29]Regrets I've had a few [01:58.74]First and foremost I'd like to mention you [02:01.50]For the sake of conversation we'll call you the Brand New Heavy [02:04.03]You're a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy [02:06.35]You can call it big-boned I prefer to call it gut [02:09.02]You're Buddha you're Shamu you're Jabba the f**kin' Hutt [02:11.23]You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy [02:14.12]I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry [02:16.50]It was 3 a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat [02:19.07]So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot [02:21.92] [02:31.90]I was butterin' rolls like a soup kitchen Christian [02:34.31]Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin' [02:36.69]I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance [02:39.21]But how was I supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in your pants [02:41.74]At that junction I came to realize [02:44.44]That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size [02:46.89]Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament [02:49.35]That you were not a girl you were an experiment [02:53.66] [02:54.25]'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk [02:55.82]You're pretty when I'm drunk [02:57.03]You're pretty when I'm drunk [02:58.24]You're pretty when I'm drunk [02:59.52]You're pretty when I'm drunk [03:00.78]You're pretty when I'm drunk [03:02.06]You're pretty when I'm drunk [03:03.25]And I'm pretty f**kin' drunk [03:04.55]You're pretty when I'm drunk [03:05.84]You're pretty when I'm drunk [03:07.08]You're pretty when I'm drunk [03:08.36]You're pretty when I'm drunk [03:09.67]You're pretty when I'm drunk [03:10.90]You're pretty when I'm drunk [03:12.17]You're pretty when I'm drunk [03:13.35]And I'm pretty f**kin' drunk