A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying-Bloodhound Gang

[ti:A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying] [ar:Bloodhound Gang] [al:Hooray For Boobies(Explicit)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying - Bloodhound Gang [00:08.99]I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert [00:12.75]That night I strolled on into [00:15.75]Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love [00:18.06]It had been a while [00:20.61]In fact three hundred and sixty five had come and went [00:23.79]Since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10 [00:28.14]I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons [00:31.70]Through a pair of Daisy Duke cut offs and one of those [00:34.38]Fruit of the loom tank tops [00:36.03]Well that night I lost myself to ruby red lips [00:39.66]Milky white skin and baby blue eyes [00:43.29] [00:44.43]Name was Russell [00:46.24]Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' [00:51.78] [00:55.15]Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' [01:00.39] [01:04.32]Well I find it's quite a thrill [01:07.56] [01:08.87]When she grinds me against her will [01:11.87] [01:13.68]Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' [01:19.00] [01:24.15]Well faster than you can say shallow grave [01:27.45]This pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls [01:30.45]Like hard boiled eggs in a tube sock [01:33.26]Said her name was Bambi [01:35.50]And I said well that's a coincidence darlin' [01:37.72]'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer [01:40.53] [01:41.28]Well she smiled had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern [01:44.54]And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask [01:48.77]As I do my little kooky dance [01:51.10]And then she told me to shush [01:53.28]I guess she could sense my desperation [01:54.91] [01:56.35]'Course [01:56.54]It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl [01:59.33] [01:59.97]Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' [02:05.12] [02:09.19]Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' [02:14.33] [02:18.32]Well I find it's quite a thrill [02:21.32] [02:22.88]When she grinds me against her will [02:26.07] [02:27.56]Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' [02:32.67] [02:37.98]So Bambi's goin' on about [02:39.48]How she can make all my fantasies come true [02:41.80] [02:42.62]So I says even this one I have where Jesus Christ [02:46.68]Is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole [02:48.87]With a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something [02:51.18]Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on [02:53.30]Santa Claus's tummy tum [02:55.42]Well ten beers twenty minutes and thirty dollars later [02:58.74]I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean [03:02.19]Got to nail her back at her trailer [03:04.85]Heh that rhymes [03:06.41] [03:07.60]I have to admit it was even more of a turn on [03:11.09]When I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula [03:13.21]Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' [03:19.33] [03:21.51]Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' [03:28.62] [03:32.32]Well I find it's quite a thrill [03:35.46] [03:36.95]When she grinds me against her will [03:39.95] [03:41.63]Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' [03:46.88] [03:49.18]Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch [03:54.61]Gave the tranny a spin and slid on into the stinky pinky gulp [03:57.17]N' guzzle big rig snooze a stop [03:59.67] [04:00.54]There I was browsin' through the latest issue of Throb [04:03.30]When I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton [04:06.50] [04:07.69]Well my heart just dropped [04:09.26] [04:10.38]So I decided to do what any good christian would [04:12.77] [04:14.28]You can not imagine [04:15.10]How difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice [04:18.24]And polish the one eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five [04:19.86] [04:20.76]In an eighteen-wheeler [04:23.07]I never thought missing children could be so sexy [04:26.77]Did I say that out loud [04:28.39]Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' [04:33.28] [04:37.27]Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' [04:42.72] [04:46.40]Well I find it's quite a thrill [04:49.46] [04:51.08]When she grinds me against her will [04:54.01] [04:55.71]Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'