Before He Cheats-Parody High Times

[ti:Before He Cheats] [ar:Americana Outlaws] [al:Most Wanted Country] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Before He Cheats (在他行骗之前) - Parody High Times [00:15.31]Right now he's probably slow dancing
此刻他大概和一个染金发的浪女 [00:17.47]With a bleached-blond tramp
正跳着慢舞 [00:18.92]And she's probably getting frisky
而她心中愉悦正慢慢高涨 [00:20.92] [00:21.62]Right now he's probably buying
此刻，他大概请她 [00:23.59]Her some fruity little drink
喝一些水果调酒 [00:25.67]'Cause she can't shoot whiskey
因为她无法将威士忌一口饮尽 [00:27.49] [00:28.05]Right now he's probably up behind her
此刻 他大概在她背后 [00:30.38]With a pool stick
扶着她手上的台球杆 [00:31.61]Showing her how to shoot a combo
教她如何一杆进洞 [00:35.08] [00:36.75]And he don't know
但他却不知道 [00:38.83] [00:40.43]I dug my key into the side
我正将钥匙插入 [00:43.56]Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
他那台漂亮的四驱豪车里 [00:47.10]Carved my name into his leather seat
把我的名字刻划在他的皮椅上 [00:51.87] [00:53.30]I took a louisville slugger
然后将球棒重重地 [00:54.89]To both head lights
挥向车头灯 [00:56.67]Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
最后连四个轮胎都击破 [00:59.82]And maybe next time
也许下一次他要偷吃时 [01:01.59]He'll think before he cheats
他会三思而后行 [01:05.61] [01:10.46]Right now
现在 [01:11.32]She's probably up singing some
她也许正唱着 [01:13.07]White-trash version of shania karaoke
白色垃圾版的仙妮亚的卡拉OK [01:16.72]Right now
现在 [01:17.78]She's probably saying I'm drunk
她暗示他我醉了 [01:19.88]And he's a thinking
他兴奋地想着 [01:20.72]That he's gonna get lucky
幸运的事情即将发生 [01:23.18]Right now
现在 [01:24.39]He's probably dabbing on 3 dollars
他可能在酒店的卫生间里 [01:26.76]Worth of that bathroom polo
喷着廉价古龙香水 [01:31.32]Oh and he don't know
但他却不知道 [01:35.55]That I dug my key into the side
我正将钥匙插入 [01:38.67]Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
他那台漂亮的四驱豪车里 [01:42.20]Carved my name into his leather seat
把我的名字刻划在他的皮椅上 [01:47.36] [01:48.41]I took a louisville slugger to both head lights
然后将球棒重重地挥向车头灯 [01:51.80]Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
最后连四个轮胎都击破 [01:55.03]And maybe next time
也许下一次他要偷吃时 [01:56.67]He'll think before he cheats
他会三思而后行 [02:00.40] [02:03.11]I might've saved a little trouble
我也许拯救了 [02:04.69]For the next girl
另一个即将受害的女孩 [02:07.07] [02:08.02]'Cause the next time that he cheats
在他欺骗下个女孩之前 [02:11.94]Oh you know it won't be on me
呵 你也知道 我将不会是那个 [02:16.21] [02:19.40]No not on me
被你伤害的女孩了 [02:22.89] [02:27.22]'Cause I dug my key into the side
我正将钥匙插入 [02:30.62]Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
他那台漂亮的四驱豪车里 [02:34.06]Carved my name into his leather seat
把我的名字刻划在他的皮椅上 [02:39.57] [02:40.26]I took a louisville slugger
然后将球棒重重地 [02:41.86]To both head lights
挥向车头灯 [02:43.80]Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
最后连四个轮胎都击破 [02:47.00]Maybe next time
也许下一次他要偷吃时 [02:48.42]He'll think before he cheats
他会三思而后行 [02:53.25]Oh maybe next time
也许下一次他要偷吃时 [02:55.07]He'll think before he cheats
他会三思而后行 [03:00.45] [03:03.59]Oh before he cheats
在他欺骗下个女孩之前 [03:07.54] [03:09.88]Oh