Jizz in My Pants-Parody High Times

[ti:Jizz In My Pants (As Made Famou By The Lonely Island)] [ar:Various Artists] [al:Pure Hit Makers] [by:] [offset:0] [00:04.38]Lock eyes from across the room [00:07.00]Down my drink while the rhythms boom [00:08.63]Take your hand and skip the names [00:10.44]No need here for the silly games [00:12.18]Make our way through the smoke and crowd [00:14.43]The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud [00:16.80]Move in close as the lasers fly [00:18.30]Our bodies touch and the angels cry [00:20.48]Leave this place go back to yours [00:22.42]Our lips first touch outside your doors [00:24.42]A whole night what we've got in store [00:26.54]Whisper in my ear that you want some more [00:28.28]And I jizz in my pants [00:30.53]This really never happens you can take my word [00:32.52]I won't apologize that's just absurd [00:33.96]Mainly your fault for the way that you dance [00:35.77]And now I jizz in my pants [00:38.20]Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut [00:40.08]Plus it's your fault you were rubbing my butt [00:41.82]I'm very sensitive some would say that's a plus [00:43.63]Now I'll go home and change [00:45.25]I need a few things from the grocery [00:48.00]Do things alone now mostly [00:49.75]Left me heart-broken not lookin' for love [00:51.81]Surprised in my eyes when I looked above [00:53.50]The checkout counter and I saw a face [00:56.11]My heart stood still so did time and space [00:57.86]Never thought that I could feel real again [00:59.42]But the look in her eyes said "I need a friend" [01:01.74]She turned to me that's when she said it [01:03.50]Looked me dead in the face asked "Cash or Credit " [01:05.33]And I jizzed in my pants [01:07.71]It's perfectly normal nothing wrong with me [01:09.70]But we're going to need a clean-up on Aisle 3 [01:11.83]And now I'm posed in an awkward stance [01:13.45]Because I jizzed in my pants [01:15.70]To be fair you were flirting a lot [01:17.50]Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot [01:19.63]Please stop acting like you're not impressed [01:20.94]One more thing I'm gonna pay by check [01:23.05] [01:23.69]Last week I saw a film [01:25.43]As I recall it was a horror film [01:27.36]Walked outside into the rain [01:28.49]Checked my phone and saw you rang [01:31.12]And I jizzed in my pants [01:33.31]Speeding down the street when the red lights flash [01:35.24]Need to get away need to make a dash [01:37.05]A song comes on that reminds me of you [01:38.79]And I jizz in my pants [01:41.23]The next day my alarm goes off [01:42.72]And I jizz in my pants [01:45.12]Open my window and a breeze rolls in [01:46.80]And I jizz in my pants [01:49.11]When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense [01:51.35]I jizzed in my pants [01:52.85]I just ate a grape [01:53.92]And I jizzed in my pants [01:55.85]I went to the jizzed in my pants [01:57.85](Okay seriously you guys can we Okay ) [02:00.03] [02:01.10]I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me [02:04.66]And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me [02:07.97] [02:08.65]You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy [02:11.90] [02:12.96]I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity [02:16.27]'Cause I jizz in my pants [02:18.20] [02:18.95](I jizz yes I jizz in my pants) [02:22.08] [02:23.07]Yes I jizz in my pants