On Again! On Again!-Jake Thackray

[ti:On Again! On Again!] [ar:Jake Thackray] [al:The Very Best Of Jake Thackray] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]On Again! On Again! (再次！再次！) - Jake Thackray [00:18.02]I love a good bum on a woman [00:19.35]It makes my day [00:20.27] [00:21.21]To me it is palpable proof of God's [00:22.96]Existence a posteriori [00:25.45]Also I love breasts and arms and ankles [00:27.60]Elbows knees [00:28.66]It's the tongue the tongue the tongue [00:30.16]On a woman that spoils the job for me [00:32.21]Please understand I respect and [00:33.44]Admire the frailer sex [00:34.91] [00:36.13]And I honour them every bit as much [00:37.55]As the next misogynist [00:39.77]But give some women the ghost of [00:41.07]A chance to talk and there upon [00:43.07]They go on again on again on again [00:44.41]On again on again on again on [00:46.01] [00:56.82]I fell in love with a woman with [00:58.12]Wonderful thighs and hips [00:59.31] [01:00.51]And a sensational belly I just never [01:02.13]Noticed her lips were always moving [01:04.45]Only when we got to the altar and [01:06.19]She had to say I Do [01:07.74]And she folded her arms and gathered [01:09.16]Herself and took in a breath and I knew [01:11.21]She could have gone on again on again [01:12.57]On again till the entire [01:13.85] [01:14.94]Congregation passed out and the vicar [01:16.27]Passed on and the choirboys [01:18.02]Passed through puberty [01:18.85]At the reception I gloomily noted [01:20.20]Her family's jubilant mood [01:22.23]Their maniacal laughter and their [01:24.00]Ghastly gratitude [01:25.26] [01:35.66]She talks to me when I go for a shave [01:37.32]Or a sleep or a swim [01:38.45] [01:39.18]She talks to me on a Sunday when [01:40.83]I go singing hymns and drinking heavily [01:43.30]When I go mending my chimney pot [01:44.94]She's down there in the street [01:46.60]And at ninetyfive on my motorbike [01:48.46]She's on the pillion seat [01:50.09]Wittering on again on again [01:51.10]On and again and again [01:53.28] [01:53.94]When I'm eating or drinking or reading [01:55.37]Or thinking or when I'm saying my rosary [01:57.69]She will never stop talking to me [01:59.17]She is one of those women who [02:00.99]Will never use three or four words [02:02.29]When a couple of thousand will easily do [02:04.08] [02:14.41]She also talks without stopping [02:15.78]To me in our bed of a night [02:17.18] [02:18.13]Throughout the sweetest of our [02:19.42]Intimate delights she never gives over [02:21.89]Not even stopping while we go hammer [02:23.59]And tongs towards the peak [02:25.45]Except maybe for a sigh and a groan [02:27.20]And one perfunctory shriek [02:28.98]Then she goes on again on again [02:30.05]On again on and I must [02:32.16]Assume that she has never noticed [02:33.93]That she's just been interrupted [02:36.19]Totally unruffled she is and [02:38.01]As far as I can see [02:39.54]I might just as well have been posting a letter [02:41.40]Or stirring up the tea [02:42.80] [02:53.23]She will not take a hint not once [02:54.72]She's made a start [02:55.72] [02:56.87]I can yawn or belch or bleed or faint [02:58.71]Or fart she'll not drop a syllable [03:00.55]I could stand in front of her grimly [03:02.30]Sharpening up an axe [03:03.93]I could sprinkle her with paraffin [03:05.70]And ask her for a match [03:07.04]She'd just go on again on again [03:08.21]On again even more [03:09.76] [03:10.90]The hind leg of a donkey is peanuts for her [03:12.84]She can bore the balls off a buffalo [03:14.67]Mother of God I cried one day [03:16.27]Oh let your kingdom come [03:17.91]And in the meantime Mother [03:19.23]Could you strike this bugger dumb [03:21.03] [03:33.24]Well believe it or not she appeared [03:34.94]To me then and there [03:36.19] [03:36.86]The Blessed Virgin herself in answer [03:38.51]To my prayer despite the vulgarity [03:40.82]Shimmering softly dressed in blue [03:42.54]And holding up a hand [03:44.20]I cocked a pious ear as the [03:46.10]Mother of God began [03:47.57]But she went on again on again [03:48.76]On again on and I [03:50.20] [03:50.82]Will have to state how very much [03:52.47]I sympathise with the rest of the family [03:54.87]Give some women the ghost of [03:56.13]A chance to talk and there upon [03:58.03]They go on again on again on again on again [04:00.50] [04:01.47]And again and again and again and again [04:03.89] [04:04.74]They will go on again on again on again on again [04:06.91]On again on again on