Jumble Sale-Jake Thackray

[00:03.25]My love life was as humble as my features when I stumbled [00:05.80]On the jumble sale unbelievable [00:09.01]The things that you can find there [00:10.30]They've got stuff of every kind there [00:11.87]At the jumble sale [00:13.42]I was down and out I'd nowhere else to go [00:15.97]I'd sown my oats I'd flung my fling [00:18.41]The parish hall was all lit up its doors were wide [00:20.90]I poked my nose inside [00:22.46]Before I'd time to hide [00:23.84]The vicar asked me in [00:27.98]Romance perchance prevails [00:34.60]At humdrum jumble sales [00:41.99]With a jaded eye I eyed the faded piles of lumber [00:44.49]Of the jumble sale rough and tumble sale [00:47.44]Where ladies of the village fight like visigoths for pillage [00:49.90]Dear old jumble sale [00:51.70]But behind the cut glass brass and pewter pots [00:54.23]The plaster p**sy cats the china gnomes [00:56.72]I saw a girl a wild eyed butterfly [00:59.39]Junoesque but shy [01:00.57]And just the thing for my [01:01.82]For my mantelpiece at home [01:06.17]Chick of the bric a brac [01:12.86]Pick of the vicar's knick knacks [01:20.09]With a pounding pulse I skulked around the bulky counters [01:22.55]Of the jumble sale fumbling at bundles [01:25.11]Of those long departed trousers old pyjama tops and blouses [01:28.30]Found at jumble sales [01:29.92]I'd not got the savoir faire the flair [01:32.47]I hardly dare look over at her stand [01:35.07]But with determination which defies belief [01:37.52]All set to come to grief [01:38.94]I grit my snaggle teeth [01:40.31]And I took her by the hand [01:44.82]One bob per objet d'art [01:51.79]Gratis and carte blanche my heart [01:59.36]Iacta was my alea my chips were down and numbered [02:01.84]At the jumble sale. but suddenly my tongue tied [02:04.74]I just burbled I just bumbled I was sure my chance had crumbled [02:07.47]At the jumble sale [02:09.09]I just stood there in a funk a dumbstruck booboo [02:11.37]Gawping at her pretty bibelots [02:14.09]But then she smiled. not much but I knew then [02:16.53]I'd see her lips again [02:17.82]Her bijoux and her gems [02:19.30]And her precious curios [02:23.88]Perchance romance prevails [02:30.60]So come to some humdrum jumble sales [02:39.12]Jumble sales [02:42.17]Come to some crummy jumble sales [02:46.59]