Snooker Loopy-Chas & Dave

[ti:Snooker Loopy] [ar:Chas & Dave] [al:Greatest] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Snooker Loopy - Chas & Dave [00:09.29]Snooker loopy nuts are we [00:11.76]Me and him and them and me [00:14.11]We'll show you what we can do [00:16.43]With a load of balls and a snooker cue [00:18.97]Pot the reds then screw back [00:21.26]For the yellow green brown blue pink and black [00:23.65]Snooker loopy nuts are we [00:26.05]We're all snooker loopy [00:28.41] [00:33.41]Now ol' Milo as we all know's [00:35.53]Got loadsa dappa suits [00:37.37] [00:38.39]London bred and he keeps his head [00:40.50]Though he's got Italian roots [00:42.53] [00:43.09]Emotional but he keeps his cool [00:45.16]'Til he reaches the finals [00:47.88]And whether he wins or whether he don't [00:49.95]I always bite me eyeballs [00:52.76]Now our friend Den hours he spent [00:55.14]Down the snooker hall [00:56.80] [00:57.40]On the old green baize his mates seem amazed [00:59.90]At skills with a snooker ball [01:01.68] [01:02.42]And them long shots he never ever got [01:04.64]Why The old mind boggles [01:07.19]But nowadays he pots the lot [01:09.41]'Cause I wear these goggles [01:12.03]Snooker loopy nuts are we [01:14.30]Me and him and them and me [01:16.78]We'll show you what we can do [01:19.10]With a load of balls and a snooker cue [01:21.68]Pot the reds then screw back [01:23.94]For the yellow green brown blue pink and black [01:26.39]Snooker loopy nuts are we [01:28.92]We're all snooker loopy [01:31.13] [01:36.01]Now Terry the taff was born in a gaff [01:38.27]In the valleys of the land of song [01:39.95] [01:40.94]And as the reds he puts to bed [01:43.23]He likes to sing along [01:45.05] [01:45.57]And if I win he says with a grin [01:48.00]It can only help me can't it [01:50.36]I'll celebrate I'll buy another eight [01:52.86]Hairbrushes for me barnet [01:55.20]Now old Willy Thorne his hair's all gone [01:57.52]And his mates all take the rise [01:59.87]His opponent said cover up his head [02:02.22]'Cos it's shining in my eyes [02:04.61]When the light shines down on his bare crown [02:07.01]It's a cert he's gonna walk it [02:09.46]It's just not fair giving off that glare [02:11.76]Perhaps I ought to chalk it [02:14.27]Snooker loopy nuts are we [02:16.65]Me and him and them and me [02:19.06]We'll show you what we can do [02:21.37]With a load of balls and a snooker cue [02:24.05]Pot the reds then screw back [02:26.07]For the yellow green brown blue pink and black [02:28.57]Snooker loopy nuts are we [02:31.05]We're all snooker loopy [02:33.58] [02:38.37]Now Steve last year come very near [02:40.56]To winning the snooker crown [02:42.34] [02:42.91]But he never got to put it on his ginger nut [02:45.20]'Cos the black ball wouldn't go down [02:47.16] [02:47.67]His manager of all said Sod that ball [02:50.12]But it helped him make his mind up [02:52.44]Now he don't care who wins this year [02:54.92]'Cause he's got the rest of us signed up [02:57.24]Snooker loopy nuts are we [02:59.63]Me and him and them and me [03:02.06]We'll show you what we can do [03:04.45]With a load of balls and a snooker cue [03:06.91]Pot the reds then screw back [03:08.91]For the yellow green brown blue pink and black [03:11.58]Snooker loopy nuts are we [03:13.93]We're all snooker loopy [03:16.46]Snooker loopy nuts are we [03:18.65]Me and him and them and me [03:21.01]We'll show you what we can do [03:23.39]With a load of balls and a snooker cue [03:25.86]Pot the reds then screw back [03:27.76]For the yellow green brown blue pink and black [03:30.62]Snooker loopy nuts are we [03:32.92]We're all snooker loopy [03:35.47]Snooker loopy nuts are we [03:37.67]We're all snooker loopy [03:40.09]Snooker loopy nuts are we [03:42.83] [03:45.08]We're all snooker loopy