The Sideboard Song (Got My Beer In The Sideboard Here)-Chas & Dave

[ti:The Sideboard Song] [ar:Chas & Dave] [al:Greatest] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Sideboard Song (Got My Beer In The Sideboard Here) - Chas & Dave [00:04.25]Mother phoned up last night she was going spare [00:05.94]She was in a temper pulling out her hair [00:07.82]Your sisters brought in this scruffy looking head [00:09.72]Father don't give a monkeys this is what he said [00:10.42] [00:11.86]I don't care I don't care I don't care [00:14.32]If he comes round here [00:15.36]I got my beer and a sideboard here let mother sort it out [00:18.01]If he comes round here [00:19.05]I said to me mother let me have a talk to dad [00:20.58] [00:21.18]So he comes to the telephone he wasn't half mad [00:22.91]Says she's got no sense the silly little cow [00:24.81]And if he comes round here there's gonna be a row [00:26.93]I don't care I don't care I don't care [00:29.40]If he comes round here [00:30.46]I got my beer and a sideboard here let mother sort it out [00:33.23]If he comes round here [00:34.38]I'll tell you something else and all he's never got a job [00:36.11]He hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob [00:38.02]Mother says calm down dad has alright [00:40.37]There out there snogging in the passage all night [00:41.97]I don't care I don't care I don't care [00:44.55]If he comes round here [00:45.57]I got my beer and a sideboard here let mother sort it out [00:48.43]If he comes round here [00:49.52]If he comes round here [00:50.52]I've got my beer let Mother sort it out [00:52.30]In the sideboard here got my beer [00:54.09]Let Mother sort it out [00:55.08]I don't care if he comes round here [00:56.97]Think he was a tramp with a stubble on his chin [00:58.77]He looks like something that the cats brought in [01:00.68]Never got no money smokes all my fags [01:02.53]Got holes in his soles and he's hanging in rags [01:04.49]On top of that he says I tell you why I got the hump [01:06.50]She had a skinny little belly now its sticking out the front [01:08.12]There's nothing seems to fit her she's a running out of clothes [01:09.54] [01:10.15]If he thinks he's takin liberties I'll punch him on the nose [01:12.02]I don't care I don't care I don't care [01:14.62]If he comes round here [01:15.78]I got my beer and a sideboard here let mother sort it out [01:18.66]If he comes round here [01:19.63]If he comes round here [01:20.55]I've got my beer let Mother sort it out [01:22.25]In the sideboard here got my beer [01:23.79]Let Mother sort it out [01:25.04]I don't care if he comes round here [01:27.06] [01:42.12]I don't care I don't care I don't care if he comes round here [01:45.71]I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out [01:48.29]If he comes round here [01:49.21]I don't care I don't care I don't care if he comes round here [01:53.03]I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out [01:55.66]If he comes round here [01:57.02]I don't care I don't care I don't care if he comes round here [02:00.39]I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out [02:03.23]If he comes round here [02:04.27]If he comes round here [02:04.89]I've got my beer let Mother sort it out [02:06.93]In the sideboard here got my beer [02:08.60]Let Mother sort it out [02:09.64]I don't care if he comes round here [02:11.49]I don't care I don't care I don't care if he comes round here [02:15.17]I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out [02:17.89]If he comes round here [02:19.02]I don't care I don't care I don't care if he comes round here [02:22.54]I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out [02:25.28]If he comes round here [02:26.41]If he comes round here [02:27.17]I've got my beer let Mother sort it out [02:29.05]In the sideboard here got my beer [02:30.88]Let Mother sort it out [02:32.04]I don't care if he comes round here [02:34.06]I don't care I don't care I don't care if he comes round here [02:37.55]I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out [02:40.41]If he comes round here