Mrs Worthington-Noel Coward

[ti:Mrs Worthington] [ar:Noel Coward] [al:Mad Dogs And Englishmen] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.58]Mrs Worthington - Noel Coward [00:01.49]Written by：Noel Coward [00:02.73] [00:08.00]Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington [00:11.25]Don't put your daughter on the stage [00:13.23] [00:14.65]The profession is overcrowded [00:15.72] [00:16.34]And the struggle's pretty tough [00:17.45] [00:18.06]And admitting the fact [00:19.36]She's burning to act [00:20.29]That isn't quite enough [00:21.43]She has nice hands [00:22.48] [00:23.42]Give the wretched girl her due [00:25.00]But don't you think her bust is too [00:26.73]Developed for her age [00:27.60] [00:28.23]I repeat Mrs Worthington [00:29.27] [00:30.13]Sweet Mrs Worthington [00:31.33] [00:31.97]Don't put your daughter on the stage [00:33.82] [00:36.17]Regarding yours [00:36.91] [00:37.65]Dear Mrs Worthington [00:38.55] [00:39.30]Of Wednesday the twenty third [00:40.99] [00:42.27]Although your baby [00:43.53]May be keen on a stage career [00:45.26] [00:46.05]How can I make it clear [00:47.77]This is not a good idea [00:48.94] [00:49.86]For her to hope [00:50.65] [00:51.47]Dear Mrs Worthington [00:52.24] [00:53.13]Is on the face of it absurd [00:54.61] [00:56.50]Her personality [00:57.26] [00:57.90]Is not in reality [00:58.89] [00:59.49]Exciting enough [01:00.42]Inviting enough [01:01.27]For this particular sphere [01:02.35] [01:03.20]Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington [01:06.54]Don't put your daughter on the stage [01:08.80] [01:10.03]She's a bit of an ugly duckling [01:11.86]You must honestly confess [01:13.46]And the width of her seat [01:14.98]Would surely defeat [01:15.55]Her chances of success [01:16.41] [01:16.93]It's a loud voice [01:17.98] [01:18.62]And though it's not exactly flat [01:20.36]She'll need a little more than that [01:22.20]To earn a living wage [01:23.55]On my knees Mrs Worthington [01:25.22]Please Mrs Worthington [01:27.22]Don't put your daughter on the stage [01:29.24] [01:31.00]Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington [01:33.70] [01:34.41]Don't put your daughter on the stage [01:36.49] [01:37.66]Though they said at the school of acting [01:39.68]She was lovely as Peer Gynt [01:41.18]I fear on the whole [01:42.47]An ingé nue role [01:43.45]Would emphasize her squint [01:44.95]She's a big girl [01:45.83] [01:46.80]And though her teeth are fairly good [01:48.43]She's not the type I ever would [01:50.06]Be eager to engage [01:51.42]No more buts Mrs Worthington [01:52.78] [01:53.47]Nuts Mrs Worthington [01:55.24]Don't put your daughter on the stage