Reciprocity-Guan Xuezeng

[ti:礼尚往来 (1989年)] [ar:关学曾 ] [al:北京琴书泰斗] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Reciprocity - Guan Xuezeng [01:23.89]有个公子进京赶考 [01:28.27] [01:28.91]他骑着一头驴 [01:33.30] [01:37.00]一路上游山玩水 [01:41.71]那驴不停蹄 [01:45.13] [01:47.04]这一天面前遇到是三岔路口 [01:55.10] [01:56.45]哪条路能奔京城 [02:00.16]他心里头犯了犹疑 [02:03.80] [02:05.47]骑着驴左右观瞧想找人问问路 [02:13.77] [02:14.70]真凑巧从身旁小路来个捡粪的 [02:22.28] [02:23.64]这个人白发苍苍有七十多岁 [02:32.29] [02:32.82]右手里拿着粪杈那左肩上背着粪箕 [02:40.38] [02:42.22]公子一瞧是乡巴佬儿这用不着客气 [02:48.89] [02:50.28]所以就没讲礼貌问路还挺神气 [02:57.34] [02:58.89]他骑着驴喊老头儿我来问问你 [03:04.51] [03:07.02]奔京城走哪条路哇往北还是往西 [03:13.59] [03:15.69]两句话把老人家给问了一肚子气 [03:22.93] [03:24.06]瞧了瞧这骑驴的青年还是个念书的 [03:31.31] [03:32.68]心里想你既读诗书就应当知理 [03:40.98] [03:41.85]想问路理应下驴过来作个揖 [03:48.87] [03:50.61]你小子骑在驴上还野调无腔 [03:56.37]我不能便宜了你 [03:58.79] [04:00.53]想至此他瞧着公子一声也不言语 [04:07.67] [04:09.13]公子说嗨老耄儿 [04:12.60]我的话你没听见呐啊 [04:15.57] [04:16.43]瞧着我也不说话你成心要让我起急 [04:23.30] [04:24.80]老人说向我问路我可以告诉你 [04:31.13] [04:32.73]你必须先得给我解开一个谜 [04:40.19] [04:43.96]什么解开一个谜嘿那有什么呀 [04:51.50]有什么不懂的你就说吧 [04:54.03] [04:55.21]老人说 [04:56.54] [04:57.89]我养头母驴它怀了孕下了一条狗 [05:07.05] [05:08.35]公子一听哈哈大笑那可太离奇 [05:15.65] [05:16.82]驴怀孕就得生驴那怎么会能下狗呐 [05:23.69] [05:25.05]老人说我也纳闷儿它不合逻辑 [05:32.36] [05:33.47]该怎么着它不怎么着可真让我憋气 [05:40.81] [05:42.00]这**又不会讲话 [05:45.75]我实在是没了主意 [05:48.79] [05:52.38]你要能解开这谜我一定给你指路 [05:59.61] [06:01.25]我老头子就想知道 [06:04.26] [06:04.90]它什么时候能下驴 [06:08.98] [06:11.08]公子闻听一琢磨 [06:14.36] [06:15.10]他满脸通红恍然大悟 [06:20.89] [06:23.28]老人家请您指路吧 [06:27.50]我现在就给您下驴