Sister Yang Ba on a Spring Outing-Guan Xuezeng

[ti:杨八姐游春 (1959年)] [ar:关学曾 ] [al:北京琴书泰斗] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Sister Yang Ba on a Spring Outing - Guan Xuezeng [00:17.05]北宋朝刀兵四起乱纷纷 [00:24.59] [00:25.61]全仗着杨家将一秉忠心 [00:32.49] [00:34.55]老令公一口大刀安天下 [00:42.14] [00:43.15]妻子是无敌女将佘太君 [00:49.99] [00:51.77]有八儿是七狼八虎能争惯战 [00:58.49] [01:00.20]生二女八姐九妹武艺超群 [01:07.39] [01:08.84]这一日三月初三春光明媚 [01:16.18] [01:17.26]杨八姐一心到郊外去游春 [01:24.00] [01:25.51]在绣楼梳洗打扮把衣服换好 [01:32.78] [01:33.97]又带上了一口宝剑准备防身 [01:40.68] [01:42.10]到前厅禀报了太君 [01:45.63]杨洪给备上马 [01:49.30] [01:50.25]八小姐催动坐骑就出了东门 [01:57.06] [01:58.25]且不言她玩赏桃花游春景 [02:05.60] [02:06.85]急回来再表一表皇帝宋君 [02:13.52] [02:35.55]北宋王今日清晨一时遣兴 [02:42.68] [02:44.07]刘文晋保着驾也来游春 [02:50.81] [02:52.23]这君臣一前一后两匹马 [02:59.41] [03:00.38]传旨意赶快轰走这所有的游人 [03:06.91] [03:08.33]御林军手拿皮鞭便把游人赶 [03:15.18] [03:16.29]喊了声 [03:17.19] [03:18.32]哎当今万岁到此来游春 [03:24.00] [03:25.86]哪一个胆大不走要是惊了驾 [03:31.35] [03:33.51]杀了你的全家灭了你的满门 [03:39.17] [03:39.68]还刨了你的祖坟 [03:42.45] [03:43.82]真凑巧八姐正在桃林内 [03:50.52] [03:51.57]也听见了御林军这喊嚷的声音 [03:57.77] [03:59.19]暗想到万岁至此我回避了吧 [04:04.88] [04:06.72]催着马出桃林正碰见宋君 [04:12.72] [04:14.45]北宋王一回头正看见了杨八姐 [04:20.96] [04:22.02]真好像桃木林中出了一位花神 [04:27.95] [04:29.41]又好像三国的貂禅重出世 [04:35.19] [04:36.82]忙问到啊刘爱卿 [04:39.88] [04:40.67]这美女是何人 [04:42.94] [04:44.46]刘文晋早就看出来 [04:47.55] [04:48.57]她是杨八姐 [04:50.31] [04:51.70]又只见宋王起了邪念之心 [04:57.41] [04:59.17]暗想到天波府从来跟我作对 [05:04.75] [05:06.37]若不是杨家挡道 [05:09.63]我早就坐了龙椅 [05:11.97] [05:13.86]我何不借此机会施巧计 [05:19.30] [05:20.99]想至此下马回奏我主听真 [05:27.10] [05:28.27]此乃是天波府中太君之女 [05:35.96]她名叫杨八姐人称玉美人 [05:41.82] [05:43.19]如果是吾皇万岁龙心喜爱 [05:49.20] [05:51.10]天波府是无名侯府 [05:53.39] [05:54.12]她焉有个不遵 [05:56.30] [05:57.82]宋王说啊爱卿之言正合孤意 [06:03.67] [06:04.99]快召她马前见驾孤选她入宫门 [06:10.76] [06:12.28]刘文晋连说遵旨就走了过去 [06:17.72] [06:19.62]啊八小姐万岁有旨召你去面君 [06:25.24] [06:26.62]杨八姐拨转马头刚要往回走 [06:32.95] [06:34.07]忽听得传旨召见不知什么原因 [06:39.75] [06:41.39]无奈何只好说了声遵旨 [06:48.03] [06:48.88]上前来下马见驾跪倒地埃尘 [06:55.51] [06:56.20]口遵声吾皇万岁臣女见驾 [07:02.22] [07:03.51]宋王说哎呀免礼快平身 [07:09.26] [07:10.68]见八姐粉面如花十分的美貌 [07:16.43] [07:17.65]不由己脱口而出叫了声美人呐 [07:23.22] [07:24.99]天波府东挡西杀南征北战 [07:31.29] [07:32.25]杨家将为国出力俱是忠臣 [07:38.29] [07:39.71]虽然说加官进禄孤心仍不忍 [07:45.87] [07:47.32]孤今封杨八姐为东宫贵人 [07:53.43] [07:54.68]在一旁就惊动了刘文晋 [08:01.04] [08:02.40]杨八姐万岁加封你还不快谢恩 [08:08.36] [08:44.92]杨八姐又羞又气心中暗想 [08:51.72] [08:52.98]他真是个酒色之徒无道之君 [08:58.68] [09:00.35]可是他既然说出来就是圣旨 [09:06.06] [09:07.95]对我何不如此如此难难这昏君 [09:13.05] [09:14.52]想至此说 [09:15.96]臣女有言请允我上奏 [09:20.16] [09:21.59]宋王说 [09:23.04]有话快讲朕愿闻 [09:27.57] [09:29.12]八姐说有多少媒人提过我的亲事 [09:35.63] [09:36.47]总是因为我们要的聘礼无处去寻 [09:42.58] [09:44.00]既然是万岁要把我娶 [09:50.52] [09:51.48]也必须先把聘礼送进府门 [09:57.79] [09:58.98]宋王闻听哈哈大笑 [10:04.94] [10:06.38]哪一家豪富敢比寡人 [10:13.12] [10:13.79]孤家一手遮天有江山万里 [10:19.74] [10:20.91]聘礼越贵重孤越称心 [10:26.57] [10:28.23]刘爱卿准备笔墨要仔细地记下 [10:33.64] [10:35.02]杨八姐你就大胆的要吧 [10:38.37]孤有的是金银 [10:40.57] [10:42.06]八姐说由午门直到天波府 [10:48.47] [10:49.41]我要你金砖铺地三尺深 [10:55.12] [10:56.61]靠左边儿一步一棵摇钱树 [11:02.72] [11:03.89]靠右边儿两步两个聚宝盆 [11:09.79] [11:11.16]宋王闻听连说 [11:16.11]好好好 [11:16.95] [11:18.62]这一点聘礼孤保你称心 [11:24.64] [11:25.95]你暂且回府去准备 [11:31.49] [11:32.94]今夜晚孤家亲自接你入宫门 [11:38.94] [11:40.28]八姐说 [11:41.16] [11:41.99]且慢这只是头一件 [11:45.12] [11:46.59]宋王说 [11:47.85]你再要上几件也难不住寡人 [11:52.46] [11:53.90]我还要蜻蜓翅膀儿做件大红袄 [12:00.24] [12:01.26]我还要蝴蝶翅膀儿做件绿罗裙 [12:07.36] [12:08.59]我还要八个四棱的鸡蛋 [12:13.65] [12:15.52]我还要一搂粗的牛毛四根 [12:21.33] [12:22.61]把雪花儿晒干了我要一斗 [12:28.68] [12:29.90]冰块儿烧成了灰我要二斤 [12:35.64] [12:36.91]我还要泰山那么大的一块玉 [12:42.27] [12:43.72]我还要黄河那么长的一锭金 [12:49.31] [12:50.83]我还要一两星星二两月 [12:57.16] [12:58.10]三两清风四两云 [13:03.98] [13:05.96]刘文晋把笔停住了 [13:07.84] [13:08.98]万岁依臣看来 [13:11.65]杨八姐这不是要聘礼 [13:14.00] [13:14.74]是故意耍笑万岁 [13:16.99] [13:17.79]宋王此时也有些恼怒心里说 [13:21.83]要这些东西岂不是故意刁难 [13:25.51] [13:26.62]可是又难舍杨八姐的容貌 [13:29.09] [13:29.83]只好把火往下压了压 [13:32.39]要看你还能要出什么 [13:34.93] [13:36.16]刘爱卿你少要多言 [13:38.90] [13:39.44]她说什么你就写什么吧 [13:42.79] [13:43.78]刘文晋心说这还往上写呐 [13:46.14] [13:48.33]宋王又对杨八姐说 [13:50.29] [13:50.80]你还要什么 [13:52.17] [13:53.94]八姐说这些个聘礼还不算 [14:00.14] [14:01.02]我还要上方几尊神 [14:06.74] [14:08.13]我要那和合二仙铜锣开着道 [14:14.13] [14:15.32]我要那八大金刚抬轿至府门 [14:21.15] [14:22.34]我要那王母娘娘把亲娶 [14:28.67] [14:29.55]我要那月殿嫦娥搀新人 [14:35.91] [14:36.70]摆筵席我要杜康亲自来造酒 [14:42.97] [14:43.89]我要那太白金星给大家把酒斟 [14:49.62] [14:51.06]我要那九天仙女弹唱歌舞 [14:57.32] [14:58.24]最后我要玉皇大帝来迎宾 [15:03.97] [15:05.16]如果是一样不缺一样也不短 [15:11.38] [15:12.62]我就到皇宫去伴君 [15:18.37] [15:19.74]还得要万岁耐心地等待 [15:25.80] [15:26.88]得等到我八十三岁才能够结亲 [15:32.60] [15:33.91]如果是缺少一样无处找 [15:39.85] [15:41.10]我决不进皇宫当贵人 [15:47.65] [16:31.05]杨八姐这反对的言辞滔滔不断 [16:37.38] [16:38.54]刘文晋停笔回身 [16:41.37] [16:42.03]又万岁尊 [16:43.98] [16:45.84]万岁杨八姐 [16:47.97]分明是目无君主 [16:50.84] [16:52.49]而且是出言有意抗旨欺君 [16:58.39] [16:59.48]如果是万岁不纠任他的性 [17:05.19] [17:06.35]要传出去岂不笑煞百姓黎民 [17:12.28] [17:13.63]这几句话激的宋王心头火起 [17:19.94] [17:21.04]好八姐真真大胆敢戏弄寡人 [17:26.74] [17:27.90]怒冲冲传口旨快把她上绑 [17:33.26] [17:34.62]绑回宫去我倒看她应亲不应亲 [17:39.85] [17:41.39]呼啦啦御林军就过来了好几个 [17:47.21] [17:48.40]全都是横眉立目 [17:51.32]就要把八姐抻 [17:53.86] [17:55.07]杨八姐紧皱娥眉手扶着剑柄 [18:00.78] [18:02.26]站住你们哪一个 [18:03.67]想见见五殿阎君 [18:07.13] [18:08.54]御林军见此光景吓得直往后退 [18:13.86] [18:15.53]就惊动了刘文晋把脸一沉 [18:20.64] [18:22.00]上前来说 [18:23.27]你赶快服绑别自找其苦 [18:26.84] [18:28.22]杨八姐怒气难压把宝剑一抻 [18:33.19] [18:34.98]刘文晋你要是逞能再多嘴 [18:39.72] [18:40.98]我先杀你这无耻的奸臣后斩昏君 [18:46.23] [18:47.71]刘文晋就不爱听这奸臣二字 [18:52.44] [18:54.29]杨八姐你可不要血口喷人 [18:59.20] [19:00.51]你既然是拉宝剑想刺王杀驾 [19:05.79] [19:06.75]你们杨家必有谋反之心 [19:12.17] [19:13.46]你再要敢抗旨不让绑 [19:18.38] [19:19.55]我马上就奏明万岁 [19:22.71]可杀你的满门 [19:24.67] [19:26.14]八姐说好 [19:28.00]既然是姑娘惹下了祸 [19:31.50] [19:32.60]那我就先下手的为强了 [19:35.68]杀死你们君臣 [19:37.31] [19:38.29]说着话照定奸臣分心就刺 [19:42.84] [19:43.84]刘文晋急忙躲闪一斜身 [19:48.56] [19:49.24]杨八姐斜肩带背又往下砍 [19:54.14] [19:54.88]刘文晋低头缩背也要把宝剑抻 [19:59.48] [20:00.21]哪料想这一低头稍微有点儿慢 [20:04.87] [20:05.67]呵嚓嚓砍掉了纱帽 [20:08.36]那头发也掉了几根 [20:10.52] [20:11.06]吓的他是亡魂丧胆没头就跑 [20:15.70] [20:16.78]喊了声万岁您千万要小心 [20:21.55] [20:22.09]北宋王怕死贪生早就拨马跑了 [20:26.72] [20:27.25]杨八姐并未追赶 [20:30.13]上马就回了府门 [20:33.22] [20:35.09]这一回八姐游春闯下了祸 [20:42.00] [20:43.24]到下回宋王一怒要处斩佘太君 [20:49.66]才激怒了众群臣 [20:52.60] [20:53.19]八姐又闹午门