Changing My Major-Emily Skeggs

[ti:Changing My Major (《开心窝》音乐剧插曲)] [ar:Emily Skeggs] [al:Fun Home (A New Broadway Musical)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Changing My Major - Emily Skeggs [00:05.20]What happened last night
昨晚发生什么了 [00:06.49] [00:07.72]Are you really here
你真的在这里吗 [00:10.09] [00:11.33]Joan Joan Joan Joan Joan
琼 琼 琼 [00:15.57]
[00:16.47]Hi Joan
你好 琼 [00:17.30]Don't wake up Joan
不要醒来 琼 [00:18.23] [00:19.65]Oh my God last night
昨天晚上 我的天呐 [00:20.90] [00:21.85]Oh my God oh my God oh my God
我的天呐 我的天呐 我的天呐 [00:23.70]Oh my God last night
昨天晚上 我的天呐 [00:25.21] [00:26.43]I was so excited
我兴奋至极 [00:28.02]I was too enthusiastic
我热情高涨 [00:29.34] [00:29.88]Thank you for not laughing
谢谢你没有笑话我 [00:31.11]Well you laughed a little bit
你只是在我碰了你一下时 [00:32.90]At one point when I was touching you
浅浅地微笑 [00:34.66]And said I might lose consciousness
你说 我可能是失去知觉了 [00:36.49]Which you said was adorable
你能说出这些话真的太可爱了 [00:38.16]And I just have to trust
让我不得不相信 [00:39.40] [00:39.93]That you don't think I'm an idiot
你觉得我不是个傻瓜 [00:41.69]Or some kind of an animal
不是某种野兽 [00:43.43]I never lost control due to overwhelming lust
我从不会因为难以控制的性欲而发疯 [00:47.20]But I must
但是我必须 [00:48.78]Say that I'm
必须 [00:52.94]Changing my major to Joan
转变专业 转而爱上 琼 [00:56.21] [00:57.26]I'm changing my major to sex with Joan
我的主业转变为与琼缠绵 [01:01.32] [01:01.84]I'm changing my major to sex with Joan
我的主业转变为与琼缠绵 [01:06.49]With a minor in kissing Joan
辅业是与琼接吻 [01:10.28] [01:11.18]Foreign study to Joan's inner thighs
研修如何挑逗抚弄琼的身体 [01:15.30]A seminar on Joan's a** in her levi's
研讨如何与琼坦诚相待 [01:20.19]And Joan's crazy brown eyes
琼热切多情的褐色眼睛 [01:23.79] [01:24.69]Joan I feel like hercules
琼 我感到力大无穷 [01:25.52] [01:26.11]Oh God that sounds ridiculous
天哪 那听起来真是滑稽 [01:27.81]Just keep on sleeping through this
继续睡吧 就当什么也没听见 [01:29.18]And I'll work on calming down
我要努力平静下来 [01:30.82]So by the time you've woken up
这样你醒来的时候 [01:32.47]I'll be cool
我会平静下来 [01:33.11]I'll be collected
我会很镇定 [01:34.38]And I'll have found some dignity
我会找到做人的尊严 [01:36.09]But who needs dignity
而尊严能值几个钱呢 [01:37.82]'Cause this is so much better
因为这样感觉更爽 [01:39.64]I'm radiating happiness
我整个人洋溢着幸福 [01:41.68]Will you stay here with me
你愿意留下来陪着我吗 [01:42.83]For the rest of the semester
度过下半学期 [01:44.81]We won't need any food
我不需要食物 [01:46.51]We'll live on sex alone
我们只要缠绵就可以充饥 [01:48.67]Sex with Joan
我要和琼缠绵 [01:51.68] [01:52.75]I am writing a thesis on Joan
我正在写一篇关于琼的论文 [01:57.13] [01:57.87]It's a cutting edge field and my mind is blown
那可是个尖端领域 对此我文思泉涌 [02:01.87]I would gladly stay up every night to hone
我愿意每晚熬夜去练习 [02:06.00]My compulsory skills with Joan
与琼缠绵是一项必修技能 [02:09.83] [02:10.48]I will study my way down her spine
我要爱抚着她的脊背 [02:14.43]Familiarize myself with her well made outline
熟悉彼此的每一寸肌肤 [02:19.37]While she researches mine
当她在我身上探寻的时候 [02:23.50]I don't know who I am
我不知道我是谁 [02:26.09] [02:27.40]I've become someone new
我变成了一个全新的人 [02:29.96] [02:30.72]Nothing I just did
我刚才的所作所为 [02:32.82]Is anything I would do
并非我的意愿 [02:35.50] [02:37.05]Over night everything changed
过了今晚一切都会改变 [02:39.05]I am not prepared
我还没有准备好改变 [02:40.15] [02:41.07]I'm dizzy I'm nauseous I'm shaky
我头晕目眩 恶心乏力 [02:44.09] [02:46.10]I'm scared
我感到阵阵恐惧 [02:47.99] [02:49.25]Am I falling into nothingness
我是不是陷入了虚无之境 [02:53.03]Or flying into something so sublime
抑或是飞向了天际 [02:56.79] [02:57.39]I don't know
我不知道 [02:58.13] [02:58.94]But I'm
可是 [03:03.17]Changing my major to Joan
我的主业转变为与琼缠绵 [03:10.81]I thought all my life I'd be all alone
我原以为我会孤独度过一生 [03:14.51] [03:15.13]But that was before I was lying prone
从前我曾经在宿舍的床铺上 [03:19.28]In this dorm room bed with Joan
和琼躺着一起 [03:22.96] [03:23.91]Look she drooled on the pillow
看着她睡梦中留着口水 [03:27.21]So sweet
样子非常可爱 [03:28.79]All sweaty and tangled up in my bed sheet
满头大汗地跟我滚床单 [03:33.98] [03:34.94]And my heart feels complete
我感到内心如此充盈 [03:40.12] [03:41.72]Let's never leave this room
让我们永远不要离开这个房间 [03:43.49] [03:44.94]How 'bout we stay here to finals
让我们永远呆在这间宿舍里如何 [03:47.48]I'll go to school forever
我想一直上学 [03:49.26] [03:50.35]I'll take out a dementedly huge high interest loan
我要承担这巨额的高息贷款 [03:54.98] [03:57.36]'Cause I'm changing my major
因为我转变了我的主业 [04:01.54] [04:03.15]To Joan
爱上了琼