A Simple Desultory Philippic (Or How I Was Robert McNamara'd Into Submission)-Paul Simon

[ti:A Simple Desultory Philippic (] [ar:Paul Simon] [al:The Paul Simon Songbook] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]A Simple Desultory Philippic (Or How I Was Robert McNamara'd Into Submission) - Paul Simon (保罗·西蒙) [00:13.91]I was Union Jacked Kerouac'd [00:15.72]John Birched stopped and searched [00:18.28]Rolling Stoned and Beatled till I'm blind [00:21.09] [00:21.65]I've been Ayn Randed nearly branded [00:23.89]Communist 'cos I'm lefthanded: [00:25.53]That's the hand they use well never mind [00:28.32] [00:33.57]I've been Walt Disneyed Dis Disleyed [00:35.81]John Lennoned Krishna Menoned [00:37.69]Walter Brennan punched out Cassius Clay [00:41.50]I've heard the truth from Lenny Bruce [00:43.67]And all my wealth won't buy me health [00:46.23]So I smoke a pint of tea a day [00:48.55] [01:01.02]I knew a man his brain so small [01:03.09]He couldn't think of nothin' at all [01:05.89] [01:07.20]He's not the same as you and me [01:09.30]He doesn't dig poetry He's so unhip that [01:14.10]When you say Dylan he thinks you're talkin' about Dylan [01:17.09]Thomas [01:17.60] [01:18.79]Whoever he is [01:19.78] [01:21.85]The man ain't got no culture [01:23.47] [01:25.78]But its alright Ma [01:27.15] [01:28.40]It's just sumpthin' I learned over in England [01:30.57] [01:35.69]I've been James Joyced Rolls Royced [01:37.87]Mick Jaggered silver daggered [01:39.88]Andy Warhol won't you please come home [01:43.25] [01:43.87]I've been mother fathered aunt and uncled [01:45.99]Tom Wilsoned Art Garfunkled [01:47.68] [01:48.59]Barry Kornfeld's mother's on the phone [01:51.14] [01:58.20]When in London do as I do [02:00.19]Find yourself a friendly haiku [02:02.40]Go to sleep for ten or fifteen years