Don't Wear Those Shoes-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Don't Wear Those Shoes] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:Polka Party] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Don't Wear Those Shoes - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:25.75]I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair [00:31.39]You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show [00:37.04] [00:37.59]And I'll let you call up folks in europe you don't even know [00:43.27]Anything you want babe if it makes you happy [00:46.90]But I'm begging you down on my bended knees [00:50.44]Oh honey please don't wear those shoes [00:53.43]You can spend my money you can waste my time [00:55.89]Baby I don't mind but please don't wear those shoes [01:03.91]Don't wear those shoes [01:09.01] [01:11.02]It's alright you can play your twisted sister every night [01:16.32] [01:16.83]I suppose you can lick the middles out of my oreos [01:22.22] [01:23.05]Or start laughing while you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose [01:28.72]And you know that I'd do anything to please you [01:32.76]But I'm begging you down on my bended knees [01:35.97]Oh honey please don't wear those shoes [01:38.89]You can spit in my face in you're so inclined [01:41.50]Baby I don't mind but please don't wear those shoes [01:44.79]Oh no oh no oh no don't wear those shoes [01:50.05]I said oh no oh no oh no please don't wear those [01:55.85] [01:56.95]Use my razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bed [02:01.76] [02:02.52]Stomp the poodle 'til it's flat [02:05.12] [02:08.26]You can even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my head [02:13.15] [02:13.92]I can learn to live with that [02:18.10] [02:18.61]But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees [02:21.24]Oh honey please don't wear those shoes [02:24.32]You can whip me beat me rob me blind [02:26.90]Baby I don't mind but please don't wear those [02:29.91] [02:41.29]I said oh no oh no oh no don't wear those shoes [02:46.89]I said oh no oh no oh no don't wear those shoes [02:52.75]You can scratch up my records you can drink my booze [02:55.59]But baby please don't wear those shoes [02:58.44]You can make me an offer I can't refuse [03:01.12]But darling please don't wear those shoes [03:04.07]You can play your bongos while I'm trying to snooze [03:06.80]But honey please don't wear those shoes [03:09.73]You can expose yourself on the six o'clock news [03:12.58]But please please don't wear those shoes [03:15.42]I said oh no oh no oh no don't wear those shoes [03:21.16]I said oh no oh no oh no don't wear those shoes