Living With A Hernia-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Living With A Hernia] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Polka Party] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.21]Living With A Hernia - Weird Al Yankovic [00:01.42]Written by：C. Midnight/D. Hartman/Al Yankovic/Rick Derringer [00:02.44] [00:09.21]Help me out dig [00:10.50] [00:18.87]All I do is grunt and groan hurts me to walk anywhere [00:25.26] [00:26.46]Went to see my physician Dr Jones [00:29.97] [00:30.73]He took my trousers off told me to cough [00:34.14] [00:34.66]Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss [00:38.00] [00:38.84]He tell me any day I might have to wear a truss [00:42.36] [00:43.26]Living with a hernia all the time such aggravation [00:50.44] [00:51.29]Living with a hernia gonna be my ruination [00:58.32] [00:59.40]Living with a hernia got to have an operation [01:05.28] [01:06.75]Feel so old [01:07.98] [01:15.70]Too much bad pain good gawd drives me insane [01:22.56] [01:23.53]Can't run barely crawl got a bulge in my intestinal wall [01:31.69]Walk real funny bless my soul can't play tennis [01:36.56] [01:37.74]And it's hard to bowl [01:38.79] [01:39.69]You can't even do the splits now say it [01:42.09]Better call it quits now now [01:44.07]I'm sick of all this dancin' any how [01:48.32]Living with a hernia hurts me [01:52.53]Bad in a tender location [01:55.47] [01:56.29]Living with a hernia had enough humiliation [02:03.19] [02:04.29]Living with a hernia got to have an operation [02:10.23] [02:12.53]I live with a hernia can't get up can't bend over [02:19.36] [02:20.39]Now I live with a hernia wait a minute [02:26.99] [02:29.03]You may not be familiar with the common types [02:32.62]Of hernias that you could get [02:34.63] [02:37.12]So just settle down let me [02:39.40]Clue you in there's incomplete incomplete [02:42.96]Epigastric epigastric bladder bladder strangulated strangulated [02:48.86]Lumbar hernia lumbar hernia richter's hernia richter's hernia [02:52.93]Obstructed obstructed inguinal and direct [02:56.19] [02:57.16]Living with a hernia rupture [03:00.49]I said it's causin' me such irritation [03:03.97] [03:05.17]Living with a hernia have to have [03:10.11] [03:11.06]My medication [03:12.10] [03:13.19]Living with a hernia I feel bad