The Logical Song-The Young Romans

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful A miracle It was beautiful, magical All the birds in the trees, they'd be singing so happily Joyfully Playfully, watching me But then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible Logical Responsible, practical And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable Clinical Intellectual, cynical There are times When all the world's asleep The questions run too deep For such a simple man Won't you please Please tell me what we've learned I know it sounds absurd But please tell me who I am Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you radical Liberal Fanatical, criminal Won't you sign up your name? We'd like to feel you're acceptable Respectable Presentable, vegetable At night When all the world's asleep The questions run so deep For such a simple man Won't you please Please tell me what we've learned I know it sounds absurd But please tell me who I am Who I am Who I am Who I am There are times When all the world's asleep The questions run too deep For such a simple man Won't you please Please tell me what we've learned I know it sounds absurd But please tell me who I am Who I am Who I am Who I am