When I Was A Little Girl (Live)-Katie Lee

When I Was A Little Girl - Katie Lee This afternoon doctor I heard you say I'm healthy and cured I can go my way But doctor dear before I go There's one thing more you ought to know When I was a little girl My sister was prettier So I strangled sister She's not prettier now When I was a little girl My brother was wittier So I smothered brother Guess who's wittier now Once I went rowing with my cousin biff Out on a lake in a flatbottom skiff I can row better than you said biffed Now biff is stiff My teacher in grammar school Once flunked me in history We met on the stairway She's historical now When I was a little girl My aunty was critical I toyed with her teabag Unc's a widower now Once I went climbing with my cousin John High on a cliff roaming hither and yon I can climb higher than you can said John Oops poor John is gone And that's my confessional My psychic anatomy And now that I've told you My brain is awhirl You've got all the evidences That someday may shatter me So I have to do again What I kept doing when I was a little girl