Ying Yang Friends-T.J. Miller/Bo Burnham

[ti:Ying Yang Friends (feat. Bo Burnham)] [ar:T.J. Miller] [al:The Extended Play EP] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ying Yang Friends - T.J. Miller/Bo Burnham [00:03.22]Ying yang friends [00:04.02]Ying yang friends [00:04.85]TJ [00:05.35]Bo burnham love this dude friends [00:07.46]Forever right manyea brother [00:08.70]Ebony and ivory except we both ivory mother f**kers [00:12.15] [00:13.12]Yea man hear that beat that's heavy man that's heavy [00:16.37]We gotta respect one another I respect his work you all [00:19.16]Yea respect his family [00:19.88]Yea I'll respect your families you all [00:21.68]It's the illest still silliest dr seuss [00:23.79]I f**k witches b*tches make goody proctor loose [00:26.36]Yea I went to the zoo and I fisted a goose [00:28.72]And while my hand was inside it [00:30.02]I threw up the deuce bruce [00:31.65]Die hard what're you talking about willis [00:33.59]I'm the fresh young kid [00:34.75]You the saggy old phyllis [00:36.22]Diller kid I'm the DJ killer now I'm [00:38.82]Passing the mic off to DJ miller what [00:41.21]It's the silliest illiest illiest dr seuss [00:43.65]I f**k witches make doctors proctors loose [00:45.79]I went to the zoo man uhh and fisted a goose man [00:48.07]When my hand was inside her [00:49.35]I threw up two fingers die hard [00:50.99]Uh yo teej those are my rhymes dude [00:52.83]And stealing my rhymes dude is borderline rude [00:55.06]What are you talking about man [00:56.20]What's the deal I mean did the beasty boys [00:58.20]Do it they [00:58.61]No the beasty boys emphasize words at the ends of [01:00.95]Words ok she wearin' I'll do something different [01:04.00]Okay go here go [01:04.98]Yo teej that's my rhymes dude [01:07.15]And stealing my rhythms is borderline rude [01:09.68]You're joking right that's the same [01:10.73]No I'm singing that's the chorus it's not hop [01:12.96] [01:13.65]Of course I can sing you sing [01:15.62]That I sing I said [01:16.72]I'll give you a word just rhyme just rhyme a word look [01:19.55]The best duo around ain't no one bigga yea [01:22.06]I wanna give a shout out to all my niggaaaas [01:24.71]No dude we can't f**king say that are you serious [01:27.19]What what you said it yesterday in the car [01:29.39]I was okay I was singing along [01:31.05]T1o the song that I enjoy [01:32.21]Whatever man you said it in the car [01:34.01]Well [01:34.30]When you say it in the car you get say it outdoors [01:38.01]Are you like in one of your moods today or whatever [01:40.47]Yea mood you know I get it [01:42.40]I'm always in a mood I'm always off [01:44.35]Well it seems like alright just please rap disturb [01:46.65]Oh yea no sure I'll rap I love rapping [01:49.15]I got so much sadness so much shame [01:51.55]Because when we go on stage [01:52.66]They always scream your name [01:53.90]No look no man no one's leaving you out [01:56.17]It's just bo bo is easy to shout [01:58.70]When we share hotel rooms I feel like a creep [02:01.20]Because I like masturbating while watching you sleep [02:03.43]Yo that's f**ked up dude man you said bo trust me [02:06.34]Now I know why all my pillows are crusty [02:08.44]I'm really really worried and a bit annoyed it seems [02:11.14]You're sending signals like [02:12.20]Some f**ked up sigmund freud sh*t [02:13.47]I'll never be like you you'll always be better [02:15.77]Yo just wake me up next time we'll jack off together [02:17.90]What no that's not what I wanna do [02:19.53]Movie or something [02:20.06]Come on don't be weird man [02:21.73]It's just difficult because obviously [02:23.41]You're the better rapper [02:24.53]No it's not [02:25.34]Yea in this situation [02:26.10]Better is a stupid word it's we balance each other out [02:28.78]I'm not some special needs kid okay [02:31.17]No well alright [02:32.50]Yea there's always one person's better [02:34.01]Right you're justin timberlake [02:35.76]I'm the rest of n'sync [02:37.31]Ying yang friends one two punch [02:38.72]Hungry still here's some lunch [02:40.05]We're dodo ring like fodo quasimodo got a hunch [02:42.26]Mess with us we'll f**k your daughter [02:43.48]Take her out break her water [02:44.70]Now tj please make the track even hotter [02:47.24]I can't because you're the better man [02:49.44]Everybody likes you and the plan is always your decision [02:52.88]You're the best look at tj make fun [02:55.47]Of his sweatervest yea [02:56.65]When girls wanna sleep with you they talk to me [02:58.66]Then you tell them hey walk over here with me [03:01.17]Then you make out with them [03:02.47]When clearly I was talking to her [03:04.03]All night at the bar dude she [03:05.41]Clearly a very attractive you're red head [03:07.94]Who is into photography [03:09.52]It seems like you have issues that you need to work out [03:11.24]Before you step out into the recording studio [03:12.73]Work them out on my own [03:13.63]I get it okay [03:14.54] [03:15.31]It's over [03:15.98] [03:17.88]We done here [03:18.56]Yea we're done [03:19.40] [03:20.71]Don't let the door hit you yea the way that you [03:23.36]On the time you go out of the yea yea exit [03:25.61] [03:28.04]Hey yoyoyo [03:29.21] [03:30.20]Ying yang friends [03:31.64]Hahaha [03:32.09]Do this again [03:32.76]Friends forever until the end mother f**kers [03:34.48]See you tomorrow [03:35.24]Peace