Brandon Johnson Welcomes You To The Battle Of The Century-T.J. Miller

[ti:Brandon Johnson Welcomes You To The Battle Of The Century] [ar:T.J. Miller] [al:The Extended Play] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Brandon Johnson Welcomes You To The Battle Of The Century - T.J. Miller [00:01.62]What's up, it's your boy Brandon Johnson [00:03.77] [00:04.31]If you're doing anything right now, I would stop [00:07.04] [00:07.94]Go ahead and get yourself something you can sit in [00:10.49]Some headphones, somebody you love [00:13.37] [00:14.06]Get yourself a splitter, 'cause you probably [00:16.22]Don't have two different jacks [00:17.76]I haven't seen anything yet that has two jacks in it [00:20.13]So that two people can listen at the same time [00:21.99]So you want to go to your local Radioshack [00:23.93] [00:24.59]Go back to the section marked '1983' [00:26.63] [00:27.19]And pick up a splitter [00:28.30] [00:28.95]You and your girl can sit, [00:30.58]Side by side on the couch as you listen to [00:32.62] [00:33.63]The Extended Play EP! [00:34.82] [00:36.76]T.J. Miller, so many beautiful guests [00:38.52]Insert that splitter in, and get 'er in [00:41.31] [00:41.94]If you're playing Twister right now, [00:43.49] [00:44.18]Do not listen to this album [00:45.64]And play Twister at the same time [00:47.05] [00:48.31]'Matter of fact, don't play Twister anymore, [00:49.95] [00:50.67]It's never been a good game [00:51.84] [00:52.70]If you are currently enjoying [00:53.77]Something with gravy on it [00:55.39]And you're in a G4, or a G5, [00:57.15]Or whatever new plane they're flying [00:58.96] [01:00.22]Well then you keep doing what you're doing [01:02.64]And that's what we're about to do [01:03.92] [01:04.51]Get ready to bear witness to the most epic battle [01:07.88]This ain't for nobody short, or with a bad heart.