The Contest-Sacha Baron Cohen/Johnny Depp

[ti:The Contest] [ar:Johnny Depp] [al:Sweeney Todd (2007 Film Soundtrack)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Contest - Sacha Baron Cohen/Johnny Depp [00:00.72]I am Adolpho Pirelli
我是Pirelli [00:03.33]The king of the barbers
理发店的国王 [00:04.76]The barber of kings
理发店的国王 [00:05.75]And bongiorno good-day
博吉诺，祝你有美好的一天 [00:06.71] [00:07.32]I blow you a kiss (blows kiss)
我给你一个飞吻，飞吻 [00:09.64]And I The so famous pirelli
我，著名的pirelli [00:12.11]I wish-a to know-a who
我想要认识一个人 [00:14.09]Has-a the nerve-a to say
我有勇气说出 [00:15.73] [00:16.83]My elixir is piss
我的长生不老药是我的小便 [00:18.78] [00:19.91]Who says this
这是谁说的 [00:20.63] [00:22.70]I do I'm
我说的，是我说的 [00:26.41]Mr Sweeney Todd
佛里特街的理发师 [00:27.46] [00:27.97]Of Fleet Street
托德先生 [00:28.68] [00:30.06]I 'ave opened a bottle
我已经启开了一瓶 [00:31.48]Of Pirelli's elixir
Pirelli的长生不老药 [00:32.59]And I say to you
我对你说 [00:33.60] [00:34.28]That it is nothing
它什么也不是 [00:35.08]But an arrant fraud
只是骗人的把戏 [00:36.17] [00:37.49]Concocted from piss and ink
它是小便和墨水兑成的 [00:39.00] [00:41.29]And furthermore signor
再者说，先生 [00:42.32] [00:43.33]I've serviced no kings
我没有服侍过国王 [00:44.48] [00:46.28]Yet I wager that I can shave
我打赌 [00:48.02]A cheek with ten times the dexterity
我能比任何一个街上的理发师 [00:49.61] [00:51.09]Than any street mountebank
更灵敏地替别人刮胡子 [00:52.58] [00:53.72]You hear this foolish man
你听信了这个骗子 [00:55.39] [00:56.44]Now please you will see how
现在，你就要后悔 [00:57.96]You will-s regret this folly
你说的荒唐话了 [01:00.44] [01:02.40]Who's for a free shave
谁要来免费刮胡子 [01:04.13] [01:06.46]Will beadle Bamford be the Judge
蒂姆西·斯鲍尔将会是裁判吗 [01:07.96] [01:08.90]Glad as always to oblige
格拉德，会像往常一样 [01:11.25]My friends and neighbors
帮助我的朋友和邻居 [01:13.15] [01:16.78]The fastest smoothest
谁刮得最快的，最好 [01:18.15] [01:18.80]Shave is the winner
谁就是赢者 [01:20.53] [01:39.06]Now signorini signori
现在轮到西格诺里了 [01:40.78]We mix-a the lather
我们准备好肥皂泡沫 [01:41.70]But first-a you gather around
但首先，你要把人们聚集在一起 [01:43.28]Signorini signori
西格里诺，西格里诺 [01:44.67]You look in a man who have
现在为你刮胡子的 [01:46.01]Had-a the glory to shave-a
是一个 [01:47.28]The pope Mr Sweeney whoever
给教皇斯维尼先生刮过胡子的人 [01:48.70]I beg-a your pardon
给谁刮过，你再说一遍 [01:49.99]Will probably say
他可能会说 [01:51.18]It was only a cardinal - NOPE
他谁也不是，只是一个红衣教主 [01:53.35] [01:54.14]It was-a the pope
那是教皇 [01:55.15] [01:58.54]To shave-a the face
要刮胡子 [01:59.98] [02:01.01]To cut-a the hair
剪头发 [02:02.16] [02:03.22]Require the grace
他要求要刮得好 [02:04.47] [02:05.68]Require the flair
刮胡子技术要高 [02:06.64] [02:08.34]For if-a you slip
因为如果你稍微滑一下 [02:09.36] [02:09.99]You nick the skin
你就会把脸刮破 [02:11.12]You clip-a the chin
下巴刮破 [02:12.12]You rip-a the lip
嘴唇刮破 [02:13.09]A bit beyond-a repair
伤口还没法修补 [02:14.30] [02:16.82]The shave-a the face
刮整个脸 [02:17.90] [02:19.35]Or even a part
或者只刮一部分 [02:20.36] [02:21.75]Without it-a smart
不光要头脑灵活 [02:22.57] [02:23.92]Require the heart
还要用心 [02:24.74] [02:26.84]Not just-a the flash
不是一下就能完事的 [02:28.30] [02:29.61]It take-a panash
它需要很长时间 [02:30.56] [02:31.77]It take-a the passion
它也需要有 [02:33.57]For the art
对艺术的激情 [02:34.35] [02:36.87]To shave-a the face
刮胡子 [02:38.17] [02:39.45]To trim-a the beard
修整胡须 [02:40.63] [02:42.06]To make-a the bristle
在刮比较硬的胡须时 [02:42.96] [02:43.55]Clean like a whistle
会有声响 [02:45.17] [02:46.36]This is from early infancy
这是我的天赋 [02:48.05] [02:49.07]The talent give to me by god
上帝赐给我的才能 [02:53.49] [02:58.92]It take-a the skill
这需要技术 [02:59.94] [03:01.01]It take-a the brains
需要头脑 [03:01.96] [03:03.26]It take-a the will
需要情感 [03:04.43] [03:05.56]To take-a the pains
不留下伤疤 [03:06.80] [03:09.74]It take-a the pace
这需要历练 [03:10.73] [03:12.04]It take-a the grace
需要刮得优雅 [03:13.10] [03:23.01]The winner is Todd
冠军是托德