Ghetto-Bone Thugs N Harmony

Ghetto - Bone Thugs N Harmony [horses galloping. horses neighing.] Krayzie big bad a** bone: You better count your money. With felicia: Ghetto cowboy. Krayzie big bad a** bone: The name is krayzie big bad a** bone, wanted up north for all the Gold that I stole, along with some cash, even took the Mayors daughter. now, that theres kidnappin, but she was with it, So I brought her. then, got myself into a whole heap of Trouble, double-crossed by the law, so theres nobody to run to: yeah, Its just me and my sawed-off shotgun. outlaw--call him Leather face. Im headed for the west, heard they got a couple banks In town that aint been held up yet. well, uh, I oughta Make it by sundown. I figure thats enough time for me to get the Whole rundown. so, I continue my mission. its gettin dark, So Im watchin for them damn injuns--they like to catch ya, then they Rob and split. I be a rootin-tootin-shootin damn fool, Protectin my chips. all of a sudden, I heard somebody rumble in the Bushes. stop my horse. [horse neigh.] whoa, Nellie! who in the bushes? you better speak out or Im a let my Shotgun song sing out. Thug queen, the horse stealer: Who is this? I hope this aint the law. jump out the bushes with my Sawed-off shotgun. Krayzie big bad a** bone: Cmon out, right now. Im gettin angry. took a step back, cause it Could get dangerous. Thug queen, the horse stealer: Please dont shoot. its just me, thug queen, the horse-stealer. Krayzie big bad a** bone: Then, why the hell is you hidin in them bushes? Thug queen, the horse stealer: Im wanted in four counties for armed robbery, killed to two Sheriffs, six of his best men with my hand, stole two horses. Thought you was the law, thats why I jumped in the bushes. Krayzie big bad a** bone: Goodness. now, she was hotter than the barrel on fire, but I could Use her for the job, so I told her to ride. cmon. Thug queen, the horse stealer: May I ask you what you headed to the west for? Krayzie big bad a** bone: I got a partner, got a plan for some dough, and if youre down, you Can pick up yourself a pretty penny. be in town in a Minute, now be sure if youre with it. Thug queen, the horse stealer: We out before the sun rise, gotta stallion for your partner to ride. Hit the saloon for the moonshine. down for whatever, lets Ride, lets ride. Krayzie big bad a** bone: These directions say we go to tucson, arizona. when we arrive, well Cop a place we can bunk, and meet my boy in the Mornin for details and hook-up. Krayzie big bad a** bone: You better count your money. Felicia: Ghetto cowboy. [rooster crowing.] Krayzie big bad a** bone: Rise and shine! good mornin. howdy. nine oclock we meet my boy in The saloon in the valley. now, I done came a long Way, and I dont wanna be late. Thug queen, the horse stealer: Tell him I make ya (? ) cause you know we aint. Krayzie big bad a** bone: Move out! giddyup, giddyup, giddyup. [whip cracks, horses neigh.] Krayzie big bad a** bone: You better count your money. Felicia: Ghetto cowboy. Layzie the kid: Im peepin krayzies wanted poster in the saloon, so I assume itll Be trouble around here pretty soon. glance across the Room: I see this youngster getting ready to fight, but if he mess up The night, I think that krayzie just might take his life. so, i Approach him, and I pause. look, man, I really dont wanna brawl, but Wont you chill before them laws come messin up this Masterplan? since he already rowdy, I just asked the man: hey, you Want some work? well, partner, put in your bid, and By the way, now whats your name? they call me layzie the kid. Powder p: The names powder p, can I get a twelve gauge? outlaw--everyday on The front page. mister kid, if you give me the Lowdown, me and black jack be ready for the showdown with two Double-barrels pointed at whatever. well stick together. Im purty clever. Layzie the kid: So saddle up, jump on the bandwagon, because its all goin down. i Heard a guy run in the bar screamin, krayzies in Town! Krayzie big bad a** bone: Now when we get to the saloon, you dont worry. wait outside, and Dont be stealin nobodys damn horses! step inside the Bar. lay the kid, you son of a gun! Layzie the kid: Hey, man, Im glad you made it safely. now lets go have some fun. And this my partner powder, hes a young gun. Powder p: Howdy. Krayzie big bad a** bone: Mighty glad to meet ya, son. oh yeah, you know I also brought a Friend along. meet thug queen, the horse peddler, Straggler, just met her. Thug queen, the horse stealer: Howdy, partner, already got the horses saddled up. Layzie the kid: I hope you good at robbin banks like you rustle that cattle up. Powder p: Now, yall, its gon be gettin dark real soon. Krayzie big bad a** bone: I think youre right, I say we move. cmon, lets move out! Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup. move out! [whip cracks, horses neigh.] Krayzie big bad a** bone: You better count your money. Felicia: Ghetto cowboy.