Henrietta Longbottom-Felt

[ti:Henrietta Longbottom] [ar:Felt] [al:Felt 3 A Tribute to Rosie Perez (Bonus Track Version)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Henrietta Longbottom - Felt [00:31.45]Have you heard them stories 'bout Henrietta Longbottom [00:34.08]Yeah I heard a lot of 'em and everybody got 'em [00:36.60]I never really met her but I know it's all true [00:39.05]I never seen her either but my brother say she cool [00:41.98]Rumors get around through the hood with the quickness [00:44.49]Everyone's a customer all up in your business [00:47.28]One's in your circle that don't even know ya [00:49.55]The same one's that circulate the stories for ya [00:52.31]I seen Henrietta sittin' down by the rail [00:54.99]Messin' with a camel toe talkin' on her cell [00:57.60]Breakin' up some w**d gettin' ready for her blunt [00:59.82]But she never felt the need to fix [01:01.27]The wedgie in the front [01:02.52]She kept to herself [01:03.79]Only had a few associates [01:05.36]People of the village got curious [01:07.14]But most would just make up stories [01:09.19]Some rumors [01:09.79]Some gossip [01:10.39]But Henrietta didn't care [01:12.05]Hands in her pockets [01:12.99]I heard she used to kick [01:14.05]It down by the river bed [01:15.74]She used to date an old man [01:17.02]That lived out in a shed [01:18.26]I heard he had blue hair [01:19.72]Honestly who cares [01:21.01]The whole town used to say I wonder what they do there [01:23.53]Well I heard he was bird [01:24.98]Plus he was her dad [01:26.23]Father of a dragon ball [01:27.40]Her momma was a crocodile [01:29.10]They used to drag race down at the strip [01:31.12]In a Chevy Nova [01:32.49]'Cross bow with an extra clip [01:34.35]Hands up when they rollin' through your city [01:36.82]Chewin' on some stuff mix it up with some wrigley [01:38.67] [01:39.31]Fumes from the car makin' everybody dizzy [01:42.02]Bumpin' Flaming Lips Johnny cash and biggie [01:44.58]Kick in the door [01:45.77]Beatin' her dead horse [01:47.00]It died [01:47.70]She made dog food [01:48.84]No loss [01:49.38]She's a hooligan [01:50.46]Amateur sex movies and fresh kicks [01:52.69]But her breath smells like Chicken boullian [01:54.91]Have you heard them stories 'bout Henrietta Longbottom [01:57.59]Yeah I heard a lot of 'em and everybody got 'em [02:00.12]I never really met her but I know it's all true [02:02.53]I never seen her either but my brother say she cool [02:05.46]Rumors get around through the hood with the quickness [02:08.05]Everyone's a customer all up in your business [02:10.63]One's in your circle that don't even know ya [02:12.99]The same one's that circulate the stories for ya [02:15.43]She had a pink bandanna hangin' out her back pocket [02:18.41]She was in a gang that wore miss matched socks and [02:21.10]Met up every Tuesday for beer and some bingo [02:23.66]Since the horse died she had to ride a flamingo ha [02:26.39]He couldn't talk but he knew how to sing she [02:28.81]Did a little dust then cut off his wings then [02:31.46]Stuck them to her back [02:32.46]Took a sniff of gasoline [02:33.74]And went door to door tryin' to sell magazines [02:36.70]Hair in a ponytail [02:38.05]Cocked to the side [02:39.41]Patch on her left open up the right eye [02:42.02]Dental floss and band aids to hold her pants up [02:44.59]20 inch waist but a double D cup [02:46.87]W T F**k [02:48.24]Whoo [02:48.70]She's a true fox [02:50.01]She uses glue to what's hold up her tube socks [02:52.72]She's a ninja [02:53.44]High score on Centipede [02:55.03]Played pro hockey till her body caught an injury [02:57.54]Henrietta Henrietta girl where you been [03:00.30]Drowning in a bath tub filled up with gin [03:02.85]Doesn't work a lot but she grows her own crop [03:05.15]Last week she killed some [03:06.02]Navy Seals for tryin' to steal her crop [03:07.72]I don't know if you care or if you invest [03:10.38]But Henrietta's dead [03:11.62]No more no less [03:13.25]Never really met her so I'm not losin' sleep [03:15.55]But Longbottom is long gone [03:17.37]Rest in peace [03:18.32] [03:23.60]Have you heard them stories 'bout Henrietta Longbottom [03:26.28]Yeah I heard a lot of 'em and everybody got 'em [03:28.81]When I say [03:30.33]You say