The Gift of the Magi 2: Return-Andrew Jackson Jihad

[ti:The Gift of the Magi 2: Return] [ar:Andrew Jackson Jihad] [al:Knife Man] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Gift of the Magi 2: Return - Andrew Jackson Jihad [00:09.87]I used to be a dead guy [00:11.35] [00:12.04]Now I'm a f**king Jedi [00:13.88]And I've got lots of news for you and [00:16.31]I've got a long list of things to do [00:18.44]I used to dwell in the present [00:20.06] [00:20.87]I used to be so hesitant [00:22.58]But now I've got my whole life [00:24.34]To live and I've got all my love to give [00:27.43]To all you f**kers that I hate [00:31.95] [00:32.48]Like the gift of the Magi [00:33.88] [00:34.68]Like the gift of the Magi [00:36.42]You sold your soul to buy some tear [00:38.57]I sold my soul to grow a dark [00:41.44]We got to get them in van [00:42.99] [00:43.78]But what if he resists [00:44.97] [00:45.50]Just kick him in the back of the f**king head [00:47.91]And put him in the back of the f**king van [00:49.91] [00:50.75]It's a miracle of science [00:52.23] [00:52.94]A list of betrayal and violence [00:54.54]And it lives inside us all [00:56.96]And it lives inside her heart [00:59.04]Just like a stupid [01:01.77]F**king [01:02.61]Tapeworm [01:04.19]Who can we blame [01:05.80] [01:13.74]The husband divorced his wife after she cut her hair [01:17.41]Because she was way less f**kable [01:20.10]And that's just unforgivable [01:23.00]He moved into a condo [01:24.19] [01:25.04]He hung out by the pool [01:26.81]But he never wore a bathing suit [01:29.23]He just wanted to scope out the talent [01:31.78]If God doesn't like ugly [01:34.06]Then God doesn't like anybody [01:36.22]So f**k God anyway [01:37.95] [01:38.57]God is obsolete [01:40.58]Oh my God thinks my jokes are funny [01:45.29]There's no one to blame [01:47.38] [01:50.56]People are just f**king mean [01:53.37] [01:54.20]Just as