Fan Mail-The Dickies

(phillips, huffsteter, kaballero) Dear sirs, To whom this may concern Theres facts Id like to learn So many things I wanna know Especially trivial info paraphernalia badges and regalia Please send me everything Cuz i Am interested in you And every thing you do I find myself at all your shows Could you tell me where you buy your clothes Could you sign my little sisters face Put your signature any place and please send me a bio Cuz weve got fan mail We really really read it Fan mail We really really need it I sent you my letter now I want a reply You dont know any better than you wont take your time with my Fan mail So I would like to know just if and when Youll be in town again So that I could meet with you And brag at my friends at school Have you been all around the world Have you seen every kind of girl Or are you from the other side Cause you You cant believe everything that you read With the hypocrysy and the greed The papers all the things that they say They dont tell me anything anyway Thats why Ive gotta get it straight from you Concerning your situation Without an obligation Break My fan mail(oohs and aahs) Whats this I find to my surprise Those fans that I idolized No longer seem to exist Now tell what can be the cause of this Perhaps it could be their egos I tell you heaven only knows I didnt even get a newsletter Fan mail send it out to me Fan mail special delivery