Only When I'm Drunker-Tash

I get drunk and I stumble to the mic Stay drunk all week, I'm at my peak like pike I'm never at my peak, I'm killin' fifth after fifth I drink mo' 40's than Tash and E-Swift Uh, huh, I drink more than both of y'all I hold more liquor than a bank on Crenshaw And Tash you can't drink brew, you know you the ni**a who Be all on yo' nads after just a swig or two Ni**a you trippin', must be that Zima you was sippin' Yo' accountant couldn't count how many bottles I be grippin' And flip it in the trash 'cause I downed 'em with ease While you on yo' knees (About to pass somebody yo' keys) I even had to pay the taxi the last time you asked me You start off on yo' feet but always wind up on yo' back G Bro you should know you can't drink with Rico While you down yo' sh*t slow, I'm on my ninth Cuervo Aiyyo at every single show, you be layin' on the flo' Swearin' up and down, you neva' gonna drink no mo' But I get to' up, from the flo' up, and never throw up One little wine cooler and you wanna beat yo' hoe up I never call it quits, I don't know my own limit This Alkaholiks sh*t is for real, it ain't a gimmick You might f**k around and catch a liver disease F**kin' with these Likwit MC's, hip hop drunkies Don't you think it's 'bout time To get yo' drink on? Whatcha wanna do? Don't you think it's 'bout time To get yo' fade on with the Likwit crew? Curvoiseir, coke and rum Alize and one five one Heineken, Hennesey Juice and gin, brass monkey Yo, yo, I pledge allegiance to the bottle, the cup and the can In front of the bar, that's where I stand And to the alcohol for which I fall And the cold porcelain in the bathroom stall One drunk nation under God inebriated With liberty and justice to anyone who's faded Drink drink drunk until I can't hack it Until the little man fall off the horse on my polo jacket When I get drunk once again I spent all my yen on ten bottles of gin Likwit 'til I'm stiff, damn I love this riff The Ro gotta go, I pass the mic to E-Swift I drink a lot of beers, my life's a black version of 'Cheers' Everyday sit at the bar and take shots with my peers I've been doin' this for years, ain't no amateurs here I've been drinkin' 40's longer than most niggaz careers I've got the b**ches grinnin' while the whole world is spinnin' You suffer from double vision and I'm just beginnin' You always pass out, wake up and don't remember me You could write a book with all your hangover remedies I thought you knew, I've been drinkin' since high school While I down this Olde English, you sippin' your O'Douls I'm makin' beer runs at ten minutes to two While you still sippin' on your first motherf**kin' brew Don't you think it's 'bout time To get yo' drink on? Whatcha wanna do? Don't you think it's 'bout time To get yo' fade on with the Likwit crew? Curvoiseir, coke and rum Alize and one five one Heineken, Hennesey Juice and gin, brass monkey A lot of niggaz can't drink, but hoes is even worse They order three drinks but can't finish the first I see 'em reachin' in they purse about to roll that sack of w**d Knowin' that's the combination that they really don't need 'Cause girls take a sip, get f**ked up quick Pass out, wake up (What's this?) It's a dick Baby girl, you lookin' sick, you lookin' plastered like a poster You was talkin' all that sh*t, now you need some Alka-Seltzer You wobblin', weeblin', f**kin' up your evenin' That smoke that you breathin' got that a** on spin While yo' homegirls is like (Where the f**k you been?) In the girl's bathroom, f**ked up since ten Yeah, I seen her, she thought she was a graceful ballerina Now that a** is too drunk to drive herself to the marina So she comin' home with me because, I don't give a f**k Might f**k an ugly b**ch, but only when I'm drunk Don't you think it's 'bout time To get yo' drink on? Whatcha wanna do? Don't you think it's 'bout time To get yo' fade on with the Likwit crew? Don't you think it's 'bout time To get yo' drink on? Whatcha wanna do? Don't you think it's 'bout time To get yo' fade on with the Likwit crew? When I get drunk When I get drunk We doin' big thangs, knahmsayin'? Ha ha, we f**ked up now You know what's goin down, Alkaholiks Got my niggaz up in this motherf**ker My niggaz and you know it, I ain't solo, I ain't dolo